Hello

[oobertscoobert]

I relate to Grace Projecthailmary because I, too, am tasked with establishing communication with beings that appear to speak no known human language

[oobertscoobert]

irons and handheld mixer are the same sexually dimorphic species

[oobertscoobert]

Grace:

rocky: Grace speak ERIDIAN, question question question. What Grace mean “four however engine nobody,” question. Is nonsense statement

grace: ?? I literally didn’t say anything

Rocky: Grace said 🎶. Rocky heard

Grace:

Grace: that was uh. My stomach

Rocky:

Rocky:

Rocky: Grace… eat eridian, question

[oobertscoobert]

things that sound like diseases but aren’t

Baby grits (food item)

the Trop (how my friend referrers to her former workplace, Tropical Smoothie)

Rosie Lee (beverage? Unsure)

[oobertscoobert]

dawg we need an alysa liu for all celebrity events, like the met gala and stuff. Everyone’s glaring at the camera dead eyed mouth slack like DUDE you don’t look cool you look ungrateful!!! I need someone there to remind us it’s possible to look like ur having a good time at the event almost nobody gets to go to

[oobertscoobert]

would not have clocked in 2.5 hours early if I knew I still had to stay til close :/

[oobertscoobert]

Being alive and, you know, reading the news right now feels a bit like what I imagine it was like to be an Ancient Greek or sth and talk abt the gods/goddesses. A bunch of people, some higher-ranking than others but all powerful beyond comprehension getting into petty squabbles with each other and having illegitimate kids and occasionally killing people. And they’re in charge of everything

[oobertscoobert]

I found a book of etymology facts!!!

[oobertscoobert]

“He’s so babygirl” “malewife” “bottom energy” “wife material” “transfem coded” and it’s a male character whose backstory involves traumatic loss of autonomy

[oobertscoobert]

why is craisins’ new angle selling cranberries that taste like other berries… enough with this deception.. never be ashamed of who you are…

[oobertscoobert]

not to sound like the friend who’s too woke hold on post canceled. There’s something squawking and it sounds like it’s Right outside my bedroom window

[oobertscoobert]

i didnt see anything. Probably just a bird on the roof. Anyway. Not to sound like the friend that’s too woke but I suspect that website-based curricula (where communication, homework, grades, etc are accessed online)is terrible for people with adhd. From what I’ve heard about adhd (and from my own experiences as someone with a lot of adhd traits), it seems like every step makes a task exponentially harder because of the effort it takes to start something new, and any barriers to starting a task make starting seem impossible, for example, “open folder -> take out piece of paper -> do problems on piece of paper” is a very low-barrier task with few steps, but “take out computer -> open website -> click portal to second website -> enter username and password -> take out phone -> type in code -> access website -> find tab -> open tab -> click link -> edit word doc to answer question”… not so easy. Not to mention that this whole process is taking place on the Distraction Device that contains Everything Ever

plus, I find it extremely helpful to be able to see the size of the task before I start it. If it’s a paper packet I know sort of based on how many pages there are how long it’s going to take me; whereas with a pdf it’s much harder to get that sense of scale and starting something is a lot more daunting bc you don’t feel like you know exactly what you’re getting yourself into.

[furrypost-generator]

[furrypost-generator]

bitches be sucking farts there

[ravingsockmonkey]

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

[alexseanchai]

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

[headbenzhawk]

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

[oobertscoobert]

OOH OOH OOH BUT WAIT!! ALL gerrymandering is furry gerrymandering because the term gerrymandering came from a political cartoon depicting a salamander (which back then was more like a dragon) in the shape pf a district drawn by the crappy then-governor elbridge Gerry of Massachussetts. After typing that last sentence I looked at the map because, no way the furry of MA would happen to still be a dragon, right? Wrong. After all this time.

Also ironic that Colorado’s furry would be something black and white, given that it’s name means colored

[oobertscoobert]

not to sound like the friend who’s too woke hold on post canceled. There’s something squawking and it sounds like it’s Right outside my bedroom window

[anglaised]

id be mad asf if i was a little shrew and elphaba told me to keep fighting wtf am i gonna do im a talking shrew

[oobertscoobert]

ROBOT VOICE JUST PRONOUNCED PECAN AS PEEKIN’

northerners and southerners unite against this

[oobertscoobert]

Calm down there

[oobertscoobert]

for some reason the training website is giving me the option to grade the work of someone I don’t know. I’m tempted to pass them just for funsies