Webttore my beloved

23 yrs old, suffering from terminal Dottore brainrot. pfp art belongs to hyaened

[verumew]

So excited for Rinascita and Brant 🥺

[krystalmelodie]

Mentally I’m still in Fontaine ⚖️

[dilutedh2so4]

Aramaic speakers were so very real

"Idioms in the Bible Explained; and A Key To The Original Gospel," George Lamsa.

[anniflamma]

I love when people from the past are so relatable

[doujinshi]

[grimeclown]

Put an egg in your ramen. Put scallions in your ramen. Put chili oil in your ramen. Put kewpie Mayo in your ramen. But nori in your ramen. Put tofu in your ramen. Put miso paste in your ramen. Put mushrooms in your ramen.

[grimeclown]

Do NOT reply or comment except to add good things to put in ramen. That’s what this post is for.

[biteybeast]

put fish sauce in it!! chopped garlic!! sriracha! vegetable tempura! pork belly! sprouts!

[lets-tmnt-topside]

// I love cooking comics best. And this one has ingredients so cheap I made a point to save it to my harddrive. It was originally drawn by Lucie Bryon here on Tumblr.

[shiisiln]

If you're extremely low spoons like me, you can used canned or frozen veggies, and some supermarkets sell pre-cooked chicken

Throw it all in the pot and fry it with butter to make it taste better, then throw in your water and noodles until it looks good

[not-so-secret-nerd]

If you don't have the energy but have a spice rack, powdered garlic, onion, ginger. Measure with your heart. Add one egg yoke. Dash of regular soy sauce. Siracha, again measure with your heart. Don't have that? Chili flakes or anything with a mild spice. Mix. Set aside. Heat water. Bring to a boil. Add ramen packet + ramen noodles. Cook till soft. Add one ladle of your broth to your yoke + spice mix. Mix that. Add noodles + additional broth. Add extra dash of soy sauce. Eat and be content.

[gothiccharmschool]

Speaking as someone who is frequently busy AND low-energy, let me tell you some of my ramen hacks!

Prepackaged broth.

Canned chicken or any leftover meat you may have. Add it in the last few minutes of cooking.

I endorse the frozen veggies! Also add those in the last few minutes of cooking.

Add some miso paste and a pat of butter. mmmm, richer broth.

Finally, because I have a lot of days where I have no energy AND barely time for lunch: THE MICROWAVE. Put your broth and noodles in a bowl, microwave it for 2 minutes. Pull apart the noodles (which will still be firm but not a brick) to make a little nest to crack an egg into. Add any other protein and your frozen veggies, then microwave it for another 2 minutes. THE BOWL WILL BE VERY HOT WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT OF THE MICROWAVE, BE CAREFUL. But look at that! Fast, delicious, nutritious ramen!

[when-it-rains-it-snows]

Standard ramen bricks do not have to be boiled. You can prepare them exactly like cup ramen: Brick in bowl, powder on brick, pour two cups boiling water over it. Cover bowl with a plate. Give it about four minutes. Perfect soft noodles. Never gets that horrid ramen slimy situation going even if you ADHD away from your wip food, the noodles are still soft and lovely, just uhh cold.

If you have access to an Asian grocery store, try pickled mustard green. It's like $2 and, being pickled, lasts forever in the fridge. Especially wonderful on jjajang (black soybean) ramen.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

I can't believe i saw a post listing ramen ingredients without this

[knightofleo]

t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Well I think that gif is being a bit over dramatic... Oh, oh no actually I agree

[everythingfox]

Purring fox

(via)

[cynicalexistence]

[dummy-dot-exe]

주종... by 林@R1m_1031

[bluheartart]

Have been working on something massive but have this as a little treat :)

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Are you fem, masc, or androgynous?”

I’m a lifelong Firefox user.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What’s in my pants? Internet privacy and decent browser customization.

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[kurozu501]

reblog if you would go on a date with him

[aptronyms]

stop… making… her… a… MOM FIGURE !!! *my psychic powers throw everything across the room*

[aptronyms]

everyone who has said "yeah! she's not a mom figure, she's an OLDER SISTER FIGURE!" on this post owes me $200. WHY DOES SHE HAVE TO BE ANY OF THESE STUPID FAMILIAL FIGURES!! WHY CAN'T SHE JUST BE FRIENDS WITH HER FRIENDS!!!

[nero-draco]

[nero-draco]

[andyoullhearitagain]

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

[bauliya]

people are so hard on him but the poor man lives with an influencer who shoots two vlogs a day

[skipppppy]

Broke: Giovanni is Ash's father

Woke: Giovanni has mistakenly believed Ash was his hookup mistake for like a decade and is about to get the surprise of the century seeing that not only are they not related, but the employee he fired a few years ago for being too stupid is now living with him and being a more active father than he was

[yamujiburo]

STOPPPPPP THIS IS SO FUNNY