Kayla ♥

I'm pretty, but I'm not beautiful. I sin, but I'm not the devil. I'm good, but I'm not an angel. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love, Hope you enjoy <3

[whovase]

don’t kiss me on my neck unless you tryna get fucked

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.

[flirting-with-psychology]

College is when you’re afraid of both

[snorlaxatives]

kinda miss social media in 2012 where the concept of an influencer didn’t exist and everyone was using instagram’s premade filters and posting pictures of random shit like a handful of skittles or an overexposed sunset... those were the days

[2queerilikebeer]

If you’re willing to sit in the bathroom & have a full on conversation with me while i’m in the shower, you can just marry me.

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

[margbarcis]

that was the devil

[parkchanwoohoo]

a little kid came up to the desk (it came up to his like, collarbone) and very seriously asked me about baby name books, because he wanted to help name his new sibling. i guided him to the shelf (there were only two book of names) and pointed out the differences between them, and after some serious contemplation he went, “I think I should take both, just in case.” So I gave him both and he thanked me and went on his way.

And I went back to my desk and screamed into my arm for like 45 years because HE WAS SO FUCKING ADORABLE AAAAA

[parkchanwoohoo]

i love when little kids come to the reference desk alone because they want to be perceived as an adult and so they come up to you and very seriously inquire “Where are your books about dolphins? ò__ó”

and of course you have to very seriously show them your collection of dolphin books while they nod carefully at your explanations and it’s SO CUTE!!! THEY’RE SO CUTE AAAH

[andletforsakendidodie]

a kid came up to me to enquire about books on queen victoria, so I promptly guided him to the children’s history section, and we had a lovely chat flicking through horrible histories books, when I asked him what does he like about history. he grinned, and with a smooth, brilliant smile he said “My favourite thing about old times is torture.”

[wakingfromthewater]

One time I had a dad come in with his ~10 year old kid and go “Hi, we’re looking for, um…” at which point he trailed off and looked expectantly at the kid the way parents usually do when they can’t remember which Percy Jackson book comes next, but instead the kid looked up at me and very brightly and firmly announced, “The Federalist Papers!”

[forbiddnsky]

just diagnosed with forehead kiss deficiency:/

[tittily]

after a long day of work i accidentally greeted someone with my reflex customer service “hey how can i help you” and without missing a beat he accidentally said “hey what can i get ya” (he works at starbucks) and that was the closest i’ve ever felt to someone

[tittily]

we were two NPC’s who met irl

[tapireye-deactivated20220708]

i’m in love 😍 i mean i’m not but i would be if i were 🥰

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

use more olive oil

[mjalti]

I didn’t even notice the url I was just like damn they’re right.

[420gokudeleted99999999999999-de]

MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

[420gokudeleted99999999999999-de]

I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY

[il-lui-serra-la-main]

[trevenants]

i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now

[twilight-af-deactivated20220701]

I wonder if Twilight would’ve hit the same if I wasn’t depressed the first time I read it

[bellasredchevy]

i was watching twilight and new moon today with my sister and we’re now entrenched in a debate about which soundtrack is better between the two movies. i’m gonna let you guys be the deciding vote— i put a poll up on my instagram, what do you guys think?

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Lactose intolerant person working at cold stones like a eunuch guarding a harem

[yourgqdaddy]

Shy, but will fuck you in public

[weedheaux]

me: *sees a baby* me: i need one

[kristina100000]

2 wrongs dont make a right but 2 stupid bitches make a genius