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Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

ghostintheclawmachine

As someone who collects a LOT of physical media but doesn’t make a lot of money, I want to share the rule that keeps my wallet from crying out in despair every time I enter a store. I don’t remember who I got this from, but thank you whoever you are because it has been a game-changer when it comes to building a large collection without breaking the bank.

The $1 per hour rule. It’s exactly what it says on the tin. If I’m purchasing physical media, I consider it good value if I can expect to get at least one hour of enjoyment for every dollar I spend on it.

I don’t remember what I spent on BG3, but I know it was a good deal because I’ve logged 600 hours in it. Hades II costs $30, and I was more than happy to pay that because I know I’ll play it for at least 30 hours. When I add books to my library, I almost exclusively buy used books that cost under $5 because 5 hours is a good average estimate for how long it takes me to finish a novel.

Will there be a treat you splurge on every now and then? Of course, but $1 per hour is a good standard to stick to if you want to responsibly build a dragon's hoard of physical media.

bitchesgetriches

This is a way better way of expressing it than I've seen before. It's mathy, it's clear, it's easy to remember.

Anyway we took way longer to say something similar in this one: Ask the Bitches: How Can I Absolve Myself of Financial Guilt Over My Pricey PS4?

aearyn

you can do a similar things with clothes. if you buy something you don't really love just because it's cheaper, you might get one or two wears out of it for $15 so it's 7.50 per wear. Or, save up and buy the $50 pants that you'll wear twice a week as long as they hold together, and you're down to a few cents per wear. Not saying it's always better to buy the more expensive thing! but I try to use this reasoning to talk myself out of buying garbage disposable clothes 😅

bimmyjimmy

I wanted to share pictures of my trip, but since its jimmy blog, I photoshopped him in

jimmyhoffathecat

How the trip feels when you leave your cat at home

dogpuppy

pomegranatears

you think you’re a retired insane person and then something triggers you

enki2

dogpuppy

gotylocks

Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

dogpuppy

homunculus-argument

I love browsing cover-up tattoo stuff when every once in a while there's someone asking "how do I cover up this unspeakably idiotic thing" and people are like "please do not cover that up, that's fucking amazing." You just have "shrimps is bugs" written on your leg now. That's your legacy.