[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

[theredpelican]

we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

oh no i just saw a naked i have 2 go

[1-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

i can know no peace now

[jeyawue]

“where are you right now?!”

“I’M AT SOUP!”

“which store are you in?!”

“I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!!”

“WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE??!!”

“FUCK YOU!!!”

[cinnamon-cubes]

oh

my god.

[possums-against-cops]

i would like to.. become a bumble bee. sit on flowers. be yellow. not go to school. not understand capitalism.

[lesbianfreyja]

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

[violet-nomad-deactivated2018120]

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

[espurr-roba]

Let’s not forget that “Jack of all trades, master of none” ends with “But better than a master of one.”

It means that being equally good/average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don’t worry if you’re not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

[theshantiestme11ophone]

These made me feel better

[thelifeofatubaplayer]

Also, “great minds think alike” ends with “but fools rarely differ”

It goes to show that conformity isn’t always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a good idea.

[eattheacid]

what the fuck why haven’t i heard the full version to any of these 

[terror-billie]

“Birds of a feather flock together” ends with “until the cat comes.”

It’s actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how complementary people are.

[engel-tier-deactivated20180213]

I’ve always felt like these were cut down on purpose.

[washington-acp]

I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

[alwayswillgraham]

The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

[its-kks-world]

I want to make designs out of these.

[sunderlorn]

Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

[tentaclabia-deactivated20190608]

NICE

[uhh-the-green-thing]

The legendary thread is back

[ebonyheartnet]

IT’S FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!!

[drgrlfriend]

This one is perfect for Tumblr: “A little knowledge is a dangerous thing…” ends with “drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: there shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again.”

So, it’s not that knowledge is dangerous, the emphasis is on having just a little knowledge.  Having just a cursory understanding of something causes overconfidence and potential to misunderstand, but when you really delve into a subject in depth you realize the full complexity of it.

[thefloatingstone]

Yeah these are DEFINITELY cut short for a reason, make no fucking mistake.

[therestlesswitch]

A lot of these are folklore-esque in how they’re passed around. At least that’s my way of finding a reason to post very loosley relevant things

[solarcat]

At one point, for each of these, it was probably more that everyone KNEW the ending, so you only had to say the first part to get the point across. Then over time everyone forgot that there was a second part at all.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[meatseekingmissile-deactivated2]

WHAT DID I DO

[birlinterrupted]

I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

[thebardanon]

Honeybees I’d go to a horse’s gender reveal party 1000000x faster than any person’s. Cis or miss, any party for a horse is a party for me.

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

The fact that it’s literally a horse justifies the whole thing.

[pettycentral]

[lesbiskammerat]

[mishbpoasj-deactivated20190430]

The twitter user in question is a misandrist and anti catholic which is gross ok

[lesbiskammerat]

hell yeah me too bro

[totaljenisland]

WHO is still making total drama sadboy edits in 2019

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

tove jansson: I’m going to write a really poignant, gay coded relationship between two male characters full of pining and uncertainty, centered around the theme of yearning for the presence of the other and whether commitment means sacrificing your own freedom. all while homosexuality is still illegal

tove jansson: oh and they’re going to look like this

[markvomit]

[infininoodle]

are we human

or are we dentists

[headspace-hotel]

I love how the Devil went down to Georgia, which either implies

1) that the devil is a northerner

2) that Georgia is lower than hell

[ghibli-collector]

[ruinedchildhood]

Japanese Studio Ghibli DVD player and DVD’s.