ShitHappens. Great.

22. Call me a Vancity bae. A dormant species with an odd sense of humour.

[myownprivatememories-deactivate]

[okay]

True xx

[stimman4000]

.

[ofcabbagezandkingz]

[heatandapathy]

"Oh, that's pretty nice. And it looks like something I could dra-"

[justcatposts]

Bruce doesn’t want my phone to charge, so I guess I’m not charging it 

(via)

[relishboi]

why did martha stewart pwn this cow 4 years ago

[gamecubewizard]

prison does things to a person

[tastefullyoffensive]

[somaholiday]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[best-of-imgur]

[wifeacrossthesea]

this will never not be funny

[funnypicsdept]

[bimboid]

[midnight-revolucion]

[tropicalifornication]

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

[champagnepadre]

me: I’m YELLIN me really:

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

marvel are cowards for not making captain america a disgusting muscle freak

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

like this

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

This looks like every muscle fetish drawing I’ve seen

[userwordandpassname]

How often do you look at muscle fetish stuff?

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

I’m not taking questions at this time

[viivaroo]

Is no one gonna mention that Remoraids Beta design was just a gun??

Nintendo???

[friendbotbeeps-deactivated20210]

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE NOW, THOUGH

My entire life I NEVER understood why they made a fish that evolved into an octopus.

With their beta designs though, they’re still unrelated animals, but they’re linked in that they’re both based on aquatic creatures known for shooting something (water and ink, respectively).

Remoraid is a gun and Octillary is a cannon.

REMORA-RAID AND OCTOPUS-ARTILLARY

Fuck

[feenecks]

This old image makes a lot more sense now!

[smis-happens]

someone’s favourite Pokemon is literally just gun.

[doublebubblr]

[tiktokarchive]

[takes a deep breath] "Lip plumper. Apparently it's only meant for these ones. Where did it say that on the instructions? Hm? It didn't."

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

[angel-of-death-2015]

[theworsttrashofall]

[phantomthread2017]

this is the funniest and most underrated buzzfeed unsolved moment ever sksjdhhsjs