OopsAllFlakes

extroverted in the streets sobbing in the sheets (they/them)

[coyotette]

[dittography-direwolf]

The Pride Month notifs are getting a little more direct this year.

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[nomeki]

[timberwool]

Happy Pride 🌈

[sidetable-drawer]

Sidetable Sunday

[heluf]

me anywhere ,anytime

[dogpuppy]

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

imagine if that's the date it finally happens

[importantcatpics]

[telomeke]

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First image shows a cat leaning half off an armchair with its front paws reaching out toward a plate of cat food set out on the rug below. The cat is gazing intently at the plate of food and its toes are spread out – it looks like it is summoning the food.

Second image is a GIF based on the first image. In this GIF the cat's paws are glowing, and the plate of food moves slowly and jerkily across the fluffy rug toward the cat, as though it has actually been summoned by some strange and mystical feline telekinesis.

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[desinteresse]

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

[desinteresse]

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[kermittingacrime]

ask and you shall receive.

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[sandmandaddy69]

[cryptvokeeper]

[life-spire]

[grimeclown]

I don't know which of you needs to hear this but "narc" is not short for "narcissist" when someone calls you a "narc" for snitching they are calling you a "narcotics officer"

[gaesnek]

[monkey-mulch]

technically narc isnt even short for narcotics officer its just cant for Cop, I believe Roma in origin

[red-mercer]

I read years ago in a book that it was derived from nakk, Romani for nose, as in someone who always has their nose in other people's business

[grimeclown]

ITS DERIVED FROM "NARCO" AS IN "NARCOTICS" WHAT FUCKING BOOK

[grimeclown]

Okay you know what pulling back on my derision because i can see how this mistake would be made but narc and nark are etymologically unrelated

[headspace-hotel]

Etymology is always doing some shit like this

[bogleech]

Convergent evolution.

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Linguistic crab

[backofthebookshelf]

Two entire linguistic traditions have merged to remind you not to be a fuckin narc

[djbodyhorror]

jerkin it. And by jerkin. Lerts just say. A sleeveless jacket or coat

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually