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Who needs AI when you have me saying whatever comes to mind (He/Him) mid20s 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

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No one is talking about how sad Shane Hollander must be during the great lettuce parasite problems of 2026, like if he has to travel to the USA the man is so so sad.

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I wonder how many times a week shane hollander has to hear his mom be called "hot" or "a milf"

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I am thinking about Shane Hollander who would never enjoy a drunk cigarette both because he would hate feeling of smoking a cigarette and because of his self imposed restrictions, but would absolutely savor the taste of smoke in many long kisses with Ilya who had a drunk cig, and maybe shane doesn't necessarily *like* the taste of the smoke but the memory of a younger shane and ilya who couldn't love as freely is enough for Shane to crave it when he is drunk and sentimental

[leolaroot]

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

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You know what feels illegal but isn't, eating tropical smoothie for dinner

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...... Baby ilya presenting right after finding his mother because of the emotional shock..... Him not letting anyone take his mama away from him even tho she is already gone....

[akashicrecord]

squeak for me my hamster of music

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I love Ilya calling Shane moy pomidor, unfortunately all I can think of is veggie tales's dance of the cucumber :(

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Veggie tales silly songs with larry kinda a banger for in the shower music

[vampirejuno]

Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw

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Svetlana would love the barbie movie I just know it

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Just realized the freedom of this account allows me to post my best edit of all time

(made on photopea mobile)

If there's a screen ya know

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Taking the word winking away from all fanfic authors the hole will not be doing anything of the sort

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Im thinking about montreal bagel :( i miss her

Never had lox bagel with lemon and outside of how nice the bagel was the lemon was like game changing

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I need a fic where Shane and Ilya like go on vacation with their friends and family or are on a road trip with the team and they keep everyone up with how loud they are, not because their having mad gay sex, but because they are two hockey players and there's no way in high heaven that they both haven't deviated their septum or broken their nose at least once, so they both snore so loud but are also both just so used to it that it doesnt bother them. Unfortunately for everyone else.

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I love how everyone agrees in the omegaverse Yuna Hollander is an alpha and David Hollander is an omega. Personally who carried shane changes for me, but Yuna absolutely went crazy no matter if it was her or david❤️

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Phineas and Ferb really is one of, if not THE, funniest kids show and it really holds up so well.

Anyways I do imagine that when Baljeet makes the peanut chicken that it tastes and feels like tempeh