Oopsy Daisy

She's beauty, she's grace, she'll punch you in the face

[nevver]

North American Purgatory, Marc Trujillo

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

oh my…. god

[mpdgorgon-archive-blog]

college students, Bigwords.com is a conventient sort of search site that rifles through all sorts of online stores and ads looking for the text books you need, newest edition, you can look specifically for used books or ones with a buyback program, and stuff. and can be a lot cheaper, saved me $400 one semester

[estradoll]

Can we amplify this a little please? I’m sure some of my followers could use this resource. Spread it around friends.

[bettedavisgf]

you: sweater weather me, an intellectual: seasonal depression

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[harlequinesque]

i think we’ve gotten as close to a real life Howler as we can get

[discogolfmagazine]

this is literally the funniest thing Ive ever seen in my life

[thatsoundssoaddy]

I cant stop listening to this.

[thetrippytrip]

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

[bellaxiao]

[lvchd-deactivated20170404]

If I cut you off, I’m not waiting for you to come to your senses. It means I waited too long. It means I’m done. It means stay away from me. All that.

[ruinedchildhood]

[peachofcake]

NO

[mundacormeum]

WHAT EVEN IS THIS

[no-the-fandoms-protested-deacti]

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT

[davvson]

THIS IS NOT OKAY

[vladtheunfollower]

if you sulk and act like a sullen loser when someone asserts a boundary you’re not actually respecting their boundaries, basically if you make things unpleasant afterwards you’re creating an environment where people feel they cannot say no to you or assert themselves

[cannibalsuxx-deactivated2018080]

[nicodoll]

In the original 1992 pilot of The Powerpuff Girls “Chemical X” was actually a “Can of Whoop Ass” and the girls were called “The Whoop Ass Girls”

[c-lov3r-deactivated20130204]

oh my god

[wafflehousediarrhea]

I TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS AND THEY GOT ANGRY WITH ME BECAUSE I HAD NO PROOF

[sailorbirdie]

THE VOICE THOUGH

I’M

THE VOICE

[morenamagia]

OH

MY

FUCKING

GOODNESS 

[depsidase]

[traptacular-deactivated20180125]

[thebootydiaries]

this is why i blocked my brother on facebook

[bewilderedapprehension]

I have ruined relationships for fear of ruining those relationships.

Neil Hilborn (via bewilderedapprehension)

Get more great relationship advice from Neil in his book, Our Numbered Days.

(via buttonpoetry)

[thejogging]

Seven Syllables Of A Haiku Obscured By A Vegan Hotdog, 2014 Alt-Lit ***

[tubehuman-deactivated20161217]

this is the goddamn fucking height of literature and billiam spearmint or whatever his name was can eat it

[buttonpoetry]

Fuckboy believes his loneliness is your responsibility.

Blythe Baird - “Fuckboys”

Blythe Baird, performing at Button Poetry Live. Make Button Poetry grow.

(via buttonpoetry)

[gif87a-com]

[surprisebitch]

this was so satisfying to watch