Somewhere, Something

Probably not a villain.

[venusisaligned]

save a horse, ride a cowboy xx

[sailorbirdie]

I go on Tumblr for the first time in months and both @cleromancy and @schwarbage are posting. It’s like walking into Cheers. I love it.

[paperandpencilsandskips]

here have this picture i made and forgot about until now

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[Id: an edited photo of Seinfeld featuring Kramer, Jerry, and George anticipating the arrival of the mesomerican god of ice frost death and justice itztlacoliuhqui]

[cute-pluto]

ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners

[rendogdomesticated]

this one won goty five yrs in a row and i heard its got awesome ratings

[chongoblog]

Tier List

S Tier: Green Line - High up and long circular motions are the sauce. Absolute banger.

A Tier: Blue Line - Nothing special in terms of line structure, but the texture on the beads are what make this one so great

B Tier: Yellow Line - The Right Angled motions are honestly mesmerizing

C Tier: Orange Line - The Vertical Up and Down motions can be fun but it just comes across as clunky

F Tier: Red Line - What are you even doing

[bananonbinary]

are you fucking kidding me the red line beads are a FAR more compelling texture than the blue line. “oh but the red line is booring.” the appeal is in how it interacts with and highlights the other lines you philistine. without the red line there’s no cohesion at all. read a book.

[nfirr]

Literally hop off. Red doesn’t even use gravity as an element in the main route. Orange is one of the only three lines (with green and yellow) to actually use gravity to add complexity to the route, and is honestly an underrated pick. Have fun playing “push left” simulator with red. Idiot.

[felidthing]

via @wrenrouge

[cuteness--overload]

[garfield-69]

kimtty

[geopsych]

It’s like this on the lake path this morning.

[schizm-deactivated]

help help help

[goldcrescent]

cinematic parallels

[robichuwu]

[modogoblin]

[hooray4skeleton]

[variksel]

i hate you ai art i hate you "unalive" i hate you youtube premium i hate you twitter 8$ checkmark i hate you nfts i hate you therapy app advertisements i hate you non-chronological timelines i hate you instagram reels i hate you subtle tiktok filters that cant be turned off i hate you family bloggers i hate you ads on true crime episodes i hate you facebook i hate you vr glasses on chickens i hate you dystopian social media

[kragehund-est]

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

What are your thoughts on musk?

[kragehund-est]

i hope he dies

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

making a collection

[willgrahamscock]

Will Graham after a long day of driving 200+ miles from Wolf Trap Virginia to Baltimore Maryland and Quantico Academy all so he get manipulated by his therapist and get arrested for murders he didn’t commit by his boss

[hivs]

why does this whole scene look & sound like a YTP

[antidevelopment]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

[salmonpynk]

“Why is he staring at me like that? I don’t like it”

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

they finally end warrior cats by having all the clans battling in the same area and then just like the police in monty python the local humane society drives up and puts them all in a truck

[lydiogames]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[itachismokesweed]

secret meeting