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lastoneout

This website is too mobile focused these days. Reblog and tell me what your desktop/laptop background is.

lastoneout

danrifics

Dan and Phil are FEUDING

mar64ds

I love how muppets walk I wish I could walk like that

mar64ds

bunkey

notice how everyone is horny today

bunkey

infinity-on-hiii

Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

997

swiminjello

ooo…. lady gagita

flyfella

Favorite post I’m not kidding.

3000s

spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh

3000s

you should be able to spend 20 dollars at least 10 times before it adds up to one hundred dollars

just-shower-thoughts

Despite approximately 200,000 years of evolution, humans are still completely vulnerable while they sleep and lack any sort of defensive mechanism.

fuck-you-showerthoughts

The defense mechanism is community you self centered prick

libraryogre

First line of defense. Its a fucking wall. While these particular designs are new, controlling access to the space by reducing the number of ingress points has served human (hominids, really) well for a couple million years or so, ever since we found caves and said “Hey, this is pretty neat.”

Second line of defense. She’s an older model, but we’ve been using the same technology for at least 30,000 years, and it’s still reliable. With better senses of hearing and smell, they are able to track and identify interlopers before humans can. They are also snuggly.

After that, we have our third line of defense, which is other people.