[knucklecurve]

above all, sports fandom is about being DELUSIONAL and a HYPOCRITE and if you forget these tenets you’ve lost the plot

[rosquezism]

"both of them are wrong.

valentino is wrong for not shaking his [marc's] hand. i think it's way too much pride --- like a little kid, this attitude...and above all, he's wrong for not taking the chance to tell his fans not to boo rivals on the podium and track, who haven't done anything to deserve that. so those are the two things he's got wrong.

as for marc, i think he's wrong in the sense that it really affects him --- what valentino does, and he should totally ignore that--- what he [vale] does."

[prokrastinartiya]

[konoko]

[scary-ivy]

[cheddar-baby]

No. 14 (White and Greens on Blue), Mark Rothko, 1998, Oil on Canvas, 90.2 × 69.9 cm

[multiseb21]

you’re laughing. they’re going to make fermin change his insta username to ferminyellow46 and you’re laughing

[multiseb21]

you’re laughing. they ferminyellow46ified him and you’re laughing

[moonshynecybin]

marc saying he remembers watching vale on tv when he was 5 years old is always crazy to me like he really fell in love with THIS guy

[multiseb21]

the contract announcement should’ve just been a picture of marc in his little red race day panties

[multiseb21]

love that marc’s new strategy is saying c’mon guysssssssss I shouldn’t be winning. there’s no way I’ll be winning. my physical condition is bad. if I’m winning y’all fucked it up again. and then his world champion bluetooth pussy connects to the track and he starts bustin out fast lap after fast lap crazy style

[multiseb21]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *catches breath* HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[andhumanslovedstories]

Alcohol is crazy. One small cocktail enters your body and fifteen minutes later, it has transmogrifie into like a gallon of piss

[andhumanslovedstories]

That is the drunkest way I could have spelled that

[multiseb21]

one broken neck. one broken collarbone. one fucked up shoulder. one nerve that had a screw pressing on it. one fucked up arm. one broken toe. they call them the holy fuck what are you doing on a motorcycle right now brothers

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[butch-ramblings]

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

[kingofthecotas]

‘marc has a ducati’ marc has one working arm and a broken foot and his teammate was 11 seconds behind him. so now what

[contemptible-scoundrel]

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

[angel-advise]

can't look up what snartly means because i don't have a dictionary account

[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[eroscestlavie]

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

[avpol]

Ishtar and the Bull of Heaven