Claire Keane
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#extradirty
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@op1umtr33
this is one of the funniest things he has ever said. I’m not going to touch his fundamental misunderstanding of what Communism is and how the ideology has not worked once over thousands of years “I’ll give you everything” *takes it away from others who earned it* thing is his entire ideology, that is what his presidency is
" omg ur looking for mutuals, but you aren't a NEET/liberal Democrat? You're a leftist whose actually been through some shit with a hard life? WELL FUCK YOU BUDDY! FUCK FUCK YOU! GET THE FUUUUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT."
Never again lmao, Tumblr " communities" are a mistake, when the fuck did these things start
This is not directed at my current Moots LOVE YALL.
i have a suggestion
Where the fuck are all my friends on tumblr.com where are you guys
You MUST get more weird
More perverted
More insane.
I didn't travel the country as a homeless teenage queer punk, live in biker houses, meth labs, sex houses, acid labs, shoot up drugs, for the rest of my generation to be afraid of being THEMSELVES to be so terrified and puritan and conservative be unapologetically un ashamed of ALL of It. I smoke, and when parole is done, I'm gonna drink, and drug. And if you don't like It FUCK YOU you square mfer! Let's fight about it, and then we can FUCK about it.
Life is for LIVING and if you're to afraid to do that, you're missing out.
Some of you reading this won't get this post, but imma say something. Let your freak flag fly. John waters got it right
And if you want to, send me an ask, let me know if I should tell some stories from my real life.
tornado spawn point
This is ACTUALLY how people talk in my city. Even though compared to four ways, roundabouts have saved hundreds of lives
An Egyptian Faience Eroticon
Late Period to Ptolemaic Period, ca. 664-30 BC.
Now in the Private Collection.
Europeans can't just call some shit a dick statue? That's a mfin dick statue.
someone in denmark didn't believe my cousin that it was true either
Every time I start talking to overseas friends Abt my experiences in poverty here in America they invariably get really upset and sad at realizing just how bad it can be here.
It SUCKS here. Bad.
I'm at work rn, and this fucking guy just bragged Abt how he traumatized his fucking child .. I fucking hate living in Arkansas.
I'll reblog this with the story when I get off!
Okay so, I was food running ( this summer is way to hot for me to work remodel or concrete) and I brought out sushi to this table, of a very conservative looking guy, with a presumed wife (? They have kids ¿) who probably has a tradwife Tumblr blog... Anyway, she wasn't the issue, I tell fucking everyone at this restaurant I work at that what they ordered was " a good choice" or " the best choice" Idfk I just do it to be polite.
Dude: IT better be or imma fuckin tell you if it's not.
Now our resturaunt, is an all you can eat OR ala carte upscale sushi place, I was an ebi mango roll they ordered and it actually did look good.
I came back to being them edamame, and somehow we end up discussing food. And then animals (?)
Then the guy tells me this.
very obvious maga dipshit: yeah man! So my kids don't like me around animals.
Me: oh? Why?
(assumed) maga guy: haha well I told my son if he let out his pet frog at the ( Road themed fair specific to my town), even at the Toad race, that I'd eat it!
Me: you ate your sons pet frog?
Dude: yeah BRO he let it out, it climbed all over me, so I just grabbed it and bit it's fucking head off! *Motions like Ozzy with the bat*
I'm so fucking serious rn, this genuinely happened, I was fucking gobsmacked.
Like... What the fuck, holy shit what the fuck.
Dude was SO proud of biting the head off his sons pet frog...
ALSO his wife, girlfriend, fiance, whatever was BEGGING him to not tell this story, which means I assume that he tells it a LOT he didn't even give her feelings a second look.
At that he then proceeded to brag that he is a marine, and that he used to work on oil fields in Canada.
All around POS I fucking hate working food but this heat would kill me on a construction crew. And I'm used to 80 degree summers.
Here in Arkansas.
FUCK y'all goddamn this shit sucks.
sorry for annoying you i guess. what are you gonna do about it? put me in my place? put me in my place? put me in my place? put me in my place? put-
Listening to the radio while they report on the SCOTUS ruling yesterday that states can ban specifically trans girls and women from girls/womens sports programs. The people they interview: a trans boy with his cis mother and a trans man. The trans man says one of the things that hampers progress is "no one talks to us." Idk man the radio station didn't talk to any trans women, they talked to you, a trans man. Seems like they are pretty willing to talk to you and not the people this ruling actually directly affects.
If you were a traditional Russian peasant woman I bet it felt good as hell to become possessed by demons and scream obscenities in the face of a priest
I’m sure darn sick of people tripping over themselves to tell me that my inability to carry a child and be a mother is a good thing really because pregnancy is so painful and inconvenient and whatever
Not only does my mourning over lacking this ability get treated like I’m a fucking weirdo (which is certainly not how cis women with fertility issues are treated) but everyone knows I can’t have kids and feels entitled to comment on it like it’s something I chose or wanted or whatever
I didn’t choose to be a woman born with dick and balls syndrome
Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.
