OpalBunnies

I write things! Primarily relating to my LancerTTRPG characters. If you like my content, consider reposting and following! You may see me delete and repost the same thing once or twice with different images or other slight alteration - I'm trying to figure out Tumblr's algorithm.

[opalbunnies]

"Agrr'Ra, heel."

That's all it takes for me to find myself on the floor in front of her. I don't even remember leaving my desk.

She draws her pistol, and racks the slide. Another moment of time lost, and I can taste the coat of oil from the last time she let me service her weapon.

I can see the safety is off, and I can hear the internal mechanisms shifting, moving with the twitch of her finger against the trigger.

"Eyes." Mine meet hers. There's a wicked grin that brings me too much joy to describe.

"That's it," she squeezes the trigger just a touch further, "Let me see that delicious fear..." Her free hand slips beneath her waistband, moving, pressing, playing.

She presses her weapon further, and I can feel the trigger guard against my front teeth. "Good hound..." She purrs. My thighs clench hard enough to ache, heat knots low in my stomach, and my body betrays me with a whine. Her grip tightens. "Such a go--"

Bang.

[spicebushsartha]

Tactical combat boots are NOT designed for the Military Industrial Complex they are designed for HORNY TRANSWOMEN to GRIND against!

[opalbunnies]

[opalbunnies]

A young, rookie handler is seated at a card table during offtime.

"Not that I'm complaining, but why only Hounds? Why is their behavior modeled and named after canines? Why not felines? A branch in the trai--"

A veteran handler cuts rhem short. "Is this really a question, or are you fucking around, kid?"

"No, genuinely! I think I'm really on to something here! Hounds are devastatingly powerful in full-scale combat, but they're not stealthy - at all. Imagine giving one of these specific tra--"

"I'm gonna stop you right there. Yknow what felines do that dogs don't?"

Silence. She takes our a data pad, taps about, then places it in front of the rookie.

"This is a recording taken from an aerial drone above what was SFCB Eventide, an OPFOR occupied strategic compound, during an offensive operation about 29 years ago. And THAT is a several-hundred ton war machine the size of 15-story building with the callsign 'Kitten' chasing a $3 LAZER POINTER BOUGHT AT FUCKING COSTCO."

[opalbunnies]

As someone with zero history of social media popularity in any degree, the fact this post is still circulating is fuckin' wild to me 😂

I promise I'll write more soon...after I'm done laughing at all the reposts and comments LOL

[qasimlondon]

[opalbunnies]

A young, rookie handler is seated at a card table during offtime.

"Not that I'm complaining, but why only Hounds? Why is their behavior modeled and named after canines? Why not felines? A branch in the trai--"

A veteran handler cuts rhem short. "Is this really a question, or are you fucking around, kid?"

"No, genuinely! I think I'm really on to something here! Hounds are devastatingly powerful in full-scale combat, but they're not stealthy - at all. Imagine giving one of these specific tra--"

"I'm gonna stop you right there. Yknow what felines do that dogs don't?"

Silence. She takes our a data pad, taps about, then places it in front of the rookie.

"This is a recording taken from an aerial drone above what was SFCB Eventide, an OPFOR occupied strategic compound, during an offensive operation about 29 years ago. And THAT is a several-hundred ton war machine the size of 15-story building with the callsign 'Kitten' chasing a $3 LAZER POINTER BOUGHT AT FUCKING COSTCO."

[estrogenizedfreak]

Okay okay but now imagine

Fox pilots

[opalbunnies]

[opalbunnies]

A young, rookie handler is seated at a card table during offtime.

"Not that I'm complaining, but why only Hounds? Why is their behavior modeled and named after canines? Why not felines? A branch in the trai--"

A veteran handler cuts rhem short. "Is this really a question, or are you fucking around, kid?"

"No, genuinely! I think I'm really on to something here! Hounds are devastatingly powerful in full-scale combat, but they're not stealthy - at all. Imagine giving one of these specific tra--"

"I'm gonna stop you right there. Yknow what felines do that dogs don't?"

Silence. She takes our a data pad, taps about, then places it in front of the rookie.

"This is a recording taken from an aerial drone above what was SFCB Eventide, an OPFOR occupied strategic compound, during an offensive operation about 29 years ago. And THAT is a several-hundred ton war machine the size of 15-story building with the callsign 'Kitten' chasing a $3 LAZER POINTER BOUGHT AT FUCKING COSTCO."

[timidegg]

While I love the joke, I thought this was going in a much darker direction.

My thought was that cats are not just stealthy, but independent, smart, and *vengeful*. Not ideal traits for a doped-up and traumatized super weapon…

[opalbunnies]

Oooooh... I might make a second version of this that fits that! It crossed my mind, but I felt like running with humor c:

[opalbunnies]

I had another Tumblr Moth reblog my lazer-pointer post... I am complete.

Hello, friendly moth friend! My name's Moth! :D

[opalbunnies]

I love my friends ♡

[opalbunnies]

A young, rookie handler is seated at a card table during offtime.

"Not that I'm complaining, but why only Hounds? Why is their behavior modeled and named after canines? Why not felines? A branch in the trai--"

A veteran handler cuts rhem short. "Is this really a question, or are you fucking around, kid?"

"No, genuinely! I think I'm really on to something here! Hounds are devastatingly powerful in full-scale combat, but they're not stealthy - at all. Imagine giving one of these specific tra--"

"I'm gonna stop you right there. Yknow what felines do that dogs don't?"

Silence. She takes our a data pad, taps about, then places it in front of the rookie.

"This is a recording taken from an aerial drone above what was SFCB Eventide, an OPFOR occupied strategic compound, during an offensive operation about 29 years ago. And THAT is a several-hundred ton war machine the size of 15-story building with the callsign 'Kitten' chasing a $3 LAZER POINTER BOUGHT AT FUCKING COSTCO."

[chloetheclover]

Straight up getting slandered rn (nice writing tho :3)

[opalbunnies]

Firstly: you're a DOLL.

Secondly: I have WATCHED you freak out when a laser dot comes ANYWHERE close to your sleeping spots. And by the way, STOP SLEEPING IN THE EXHAUST MANIFOLDS--

[chloetheclover]

I'm a pilot sometimes! . . . As a treat! As for the second. . . You have no photographic proof

[opalbunnies]

[opalbunnies]

A young, rookie handler is seated at a card table during offtime.

"Not that I'm complaining, but why only Hounds? Why is their behavior modeled and named after canines? Why not felines? A branch in the trai--"

A veteran handler cuts rhem short. "Is this really a question, or are you fucking around, kid?"

"No, genuinely! I think I'm really on to something here! Hounds are devastatingly powerful in full-scale combat, but they're not stealthy - at all. Imagine giving one of these specific tra--"

"I'm gonna stop you right there. Yknow what felines do that dogs don't?"

Silence. She takes our a data pad, taps about, then places it in front of the rookie.

"This is a recording taken from an aerial drone above what was SFCB Eventide, an OPFOR occupied strategic compound, during an offensive operation about 29 years ago. And THAT is a several-hundred ton war machine the size of 15-story building with the callsign 'Kitten' chasing a $3 LAZER POINTER BOUGHT AT FUCKING COSTCO."

[chloetheclover]

Straight up getting slandered rn (nice writing tho :3)

[opalbunnies]

Firstly: you're a DOLL.

Secondly: I have WATCHED you freak out when a laser dot comes ANYWHERE close to your sleeping spots. And by the way, STOP SLEEPING IN THE EXHAUST MANIFOLDS--

[opalbunnies]

A young, rookie handler is seated at a card table during offtime.

"Not that I'm complaining, but why only Hounds? Why is their behavior modeled and named after canines? Why not felines? A branch in the trai--"

A veteran handler cuts rhem short. "Is this really a question, or are you fucking around, kid?"

"No, genuinely! I think I'm really on to something here! Hounds are devastatingly powerful in full-scale combat, but they're not stealthy - at all. Imagine giving one of these specific tra--"

"I'm gonna stop you right there. Yknow what felines do that dogs don't?"

Silence. She takes our a data pad, taps about, then places it in front of the rookie.

"This is a recording taken from an aerial drone above what was SFCB Eventide, an OPFOR occupied strategic compound, during an offensive operation about 29 years ago. And THAT is a several-hundred ton war machine the size of 15-story building with the callsign 'Kitten' chasing a $3 LAZER POINTER BOUGHT AT FUCKING COSTCO."

[the-east-art]

Best Friend!

[askboxmemes]

True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Hey btw, you should gently whisper into a hound's ear about what a good dog they are, then softly bite them-

On an unrelated note I've been a very good hound today-

[opalbunnies]

The previous snuff post was based on the word "Discharge."

The next is based on "Parting..." if I knew how tf to start it and what direction to take it---

If I'm honest, Discharge started as a random idea while working. A coworker mentioned snuff, I got a fresh definition, and went "oh, I can make that hot"

SO NOW WE'RE HERE.

[opalbunnies]

Post by @opalbunnies

💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 2 · The previous snuff post was based on the word "Discharge." The next is based on "Parting..." if I knew how tf to start it

Get mentioned in passing shitiot ♡

[opalbunnies]

Random writing idea... malfunctioning, unserviceable combat doll repurposement.

Or.... leave it and deploy as is to break enemy moral!

Ohhhhh, this'll be fun....~

[hiitsharper]

hounds should always remember it's NEVER okay to bite your Handler UNLESS you're a tiny bit bored or maybe just want to a little

[divine-mutt]

Hounds should remember one simple thing:

Always bite the hand that feeds you, especially if it's your Handlers hand

[sleepdeprivedmint]

Okay! Lemme go try that!

Sentenced to time out kennel for 5 billion years...

[opalbunnies]

Oooooo, this seems fun! I'll be right back!!

This is Anisha Samra, Opal's Handler. I'll be contacting each of your Handlers shortly to revoke your net privileges.