TimidEgg

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[kerrry444]

i love to imagine a woman sitting in front of me, telling me what to do

“use your words”

“be a good girl”

“take off your clothes”

“get on your knees”

“suck on my fingers”

“show mommy how you touch yourself”

“put on a show for me”

“spread your legs”

“bend over”

“beg”

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[ergolost]

omg

[rat-of-the-sky-on-fire-deactiva]

World heratige post

[between-2-and-20-characters]

ah yes, the original version

[certified-iconic-post]

certified iconic post

[klutzyfox-archive-deactivated20]

The satisfaction knowing that I can reblog this but Russia can’t

[the-haiku-bot]

The satisfaction

knowing that I can reblog

this but Russia can’t

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[the-jelliestbelly]

What did I just read?

[kissandruin]

going to a restaurant with a pretty girl just to drag her to the bathrooms after a couple glasses of wine to makeout with her in one of the stalls , get her all worked up and needy just to then show her how far gone she looks for me in the bathroom mirror and go back to finish our food like nothing happened.

[sissychris54]

[girlballs-archive]

girls on tumblr are basically always doing this to each other

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[licentious-treasure]

god I seriously need a forced intimacy like tag that actually is about intimacy like no, I’m not looking for “haha what if I put a knife to your throat” that’s not fucking intimacy, I want slowburn, I want “oh no you’re too fragile” I want the “I kidnapped you because I need to take care of you” sitting down your kidnapping victim and gently brushing their teeth. Of bathing your victim not just because horny but also taking deep deep care to ensure they stay clean and healthy, drugging someone because they get so anxious and they’re happier high out of their mind as you pet their head and coo. The point is intimacy, caretaking, softness, in a situation where it cannot be resisted and would normally be dangerous, breaking someone through positive reinforcement, violence should be sparse, potentially teased, but never the focus, the focus should be doing intimate acts, genuinely intimate acts beyond just sex, hairwashing, dressing, hand feeding, comforting, wiping away tears, intimacy!!!

the fantasy is about being taken care of in a way where you have no choice in the manner so you don’t feel bad about it. So there’s no shame in wanting to be pampered because it’s not your fault. Psychological intimacy, not just physical closeness, it’s about feeling cared about, like you are safe in an objectively unsafe situation, the juxtaposition of endless affection with being locked in someone’s attic, the idea someone saw you and wanted to make you happy, saw your depressed ass and wanted to bathe you, to care for you, to make you feel special, even if you try and struggle away, you will be made to feel good, and soft, and loved, and that is a threat.

I need more content like that, that juxtaposition between gentle love and gentle horror, but it’s so hard to find because I swear like half of nsft tumblr has no tagging manners and will tag into every single horny tag they know for literally anything even mildly lewd or a selfie. Hell I don’t even mind if it goes darker places I just want that atmosphere of “this is for your own good, I love you, you don’t get to stop being loved, you don’t need to struggle, I made the straps extra soft just for you.” I need to feel like my horror monster genuinely loves me, cherishes me, even if it’s in terrible ways, I can’t stand feeling disposable.

[winged-void]

the full beer can is the natural prey of the dejected princess

[theabigailthorn]

[fluffysheeps]

Otterly adorable 🦦

[mousidy]

you know I hear a lot about trans men being mistaken for trans women, but not a lot about trans women being mistaken for trans men

am I just not hearing about it, or is it maybe something to do with the fact that transfemininity is more scrutinized and presumed? like, I wonder if people are more inclined to try to spot it because we are so fearmongered about

[timidegg]

I’ve had this happen for sure once, when I was super early in my transition. Someone in my masters program asked my partner if I was a trans man and if I preferred he or they, but I’d started estrogen maybe 3 weeks before that and still had fairly short hair. I’ve had it happen *maybe* a handful of other times, but I’m completely blanking on them if they exist.

I’ve thought about it a lot, and I think it’s a combination of:

Femininity is a vanishing horizon and is difficult to perfect even for cis women who have been performing it for their entire lives, and trans femmes who are just starting to explore their identity are at an extreme disadvantage (knowing what clothes/makeup go together or suit your body, styling/grooming your hair correctly, etc); and

Trans men/trans mascs being written off as butches, tomboys, or “confused” by a transphobic and patriarchal society.

Not an expert by any means, but those are my thoughts on it.

[mousidy]

you know I hear a lot about trans men being mistaken for trans women, but not a lot about trans women being mistaken for trans men

am I just not hearing about it, or is it maybe something to do with the fact that transfemininity is more scrutinized and presumed? like, I wonder if people are more inclined to try to spot it because we are so fearmongered about

[bff0f7]

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

[adamtheredbeard]

The full picture is even more heart breaking after you open the uncropped version. Just a heads-up, it's rough

“The Roman Catholic Parish in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan was just grafitted.”

[afronerdism]

Nah let’s post it. Let’s feel it. Don’t look away.

[doobiebenson]

[butch-bakugo]

I notice alot of my followers on here skipping these posts just to mess with my lgbt ones, suspiciously the white popular ones.

Heres a not so friendly reminder, as an lgbt metis person, i dont give a single fuck what your blog is themed or if this is too painful for you to look at. Reblog this post. Reblog this post with the sources of the 751 children who were found.

Your compliance and silence as well as the compliance and silence of your ancestors is what allowed these schools to open and kill first nations children. The children of MY people.

Dont follow me if you cant reblog this post or the one with sources to your political blog or your most popular blog. Add trigger warnings if you must but if your political blog is only focused on the harms you personally face like being lgbt then you need to see some bigger pictures and stop being afraid of angering your racist mutural or actually saying some shit about racism. If you can reblog some antifa graphics or add blm to your bio to be a surface level ally, you can reblog some sources on the genocide first nations people faced and still face today.

They were CHILDREN.

They were murdered in cold blood.

[churchoftheconfusedchicken]

I’d like to add this photo I took last night in Victoria of the statue of Captain Cook. Though I myself am not indigenous, I 100% agree that these murderers, kidnappers and rapists shouldn’t have huge statues and plaques that decorate them and say how “great” they were.

Here’s another photo of the legislative assembly from yesterday. Later on there were more items, candles and signs at the memorial, as well as a big poster with 1505 painted on it but I didn’t get a picture

People need to see this. Not just quickly glance at the photos and keep on scrolling. They need to see this.

Reblog this or just stop following me

[ifiknewiwouldtellyou]

I had seen the first picture of the church, but not the second.

I went to a “Cancel Canada Day” event and burst into tears - not because I was surprised to learn of the unmarked graves (survivors told us they were there. Our government pushed it aside, and we let them), but because seeing all the people gathered in mourning drove it home: They. Were. Children.

This is my country’s legacy - and it’s not history. The last schools closed during my lifetime. My Father went to school with students who lived at the local residential school, after it was changed to a boarding house (read: holding centre) for indigenous youth who went to local schools.

They were all children, injured, abused, and killed in my country’s attempt to erase them. I want the world to see this and hold the state accountable to *active* reconciliation> I mean we could at least truly adopt UNDRIP in action instead of words for god’s sake.

[gayvampyr]

here you can read an article about a survivor of the church and some of the things he experienced to help put into perspective how awful and just how recent it was

[nothingweirdhere]

this is the memorial at the vancouver art gallery. 215+ pairs of children’s shoes (as well as stuffed toys and flowers) cover the steps…

[babystinkieneedsherbinkie]

[cuntaddicted24]

What would you prefer ?

[myarikaaa]

:3 has a sound to it btw

[dykextraordinaire]

i loveeee the things a top says when you’re wrapped around their strap…

“fuck, baby, that grip”

“goddamn, you’re tight”

“so wet for me baby”

“i love being inside you”

“squeezing me so nice, princess”

“that’s it, baby, let me hear how much you love it”

“oh yeah? you like that?”

“like how i stretch your pussy out?”

“want me to fuck you harder?”

“who’s pussy is that?”

😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

[mistress-of-the-dyke]

[butch4allconfessions]

“pillow princesses are just greedy” IS HER GASPING FOR YOU AND SCRATCHING AT YOU AND TAKING YOU LIKE A GODDESS NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU YOU BASTARD. ILY PILLOW PRINCESSES I WILL DEFEND YOUR HONOUR UNTIL I BREATHE MY LAST