꩜ how i see jeffrey woods
face claim is max records, especially as john cleaver
— stoner, won’t elaborate on that, he just is
— dirty clothes, he just changes it when he’s basically smelling like a corpse, has a pile of dirty laundry in his bedroom, barely ever washes it
— biggest blue eyes i ever saw, staring into your soul and seeing all of your sins, don’t worry, who is he to judge anyways?
— black hair that he cuts at home alone with a pair of dirty scissors, somehow it works out
— has a pocket knife collection, and yes, he names each one of them, they’re his princesses
— steal cars, do he knows how to drive? no. does he tries? absolutely
— ends up smashing the car against a tree, runs away laughing like he had the time of his life
— type o negative and deftones guy, has a mp3 player (that he also stole) with all their songs, plays in repeat when he’s smoking in his bedroom
— wears multiple random rings, claims it’s stylish (it’s not)
— combat boots and baggy hoodies!!!!!!! that’s his thing!!!!!!!
— likes dogs, absolute dog guy, do we still hc that smile dog is his pet? yes
— jeff reminds me of dark alleyways, guitars and record stores, he strikes me as a very musical guy
— smells like smoke, weed and a natural scent that’s just his, doesn’t believe in colognes
— plays videogames and has minecraft shirts, but it’s a secret of his, he doesn’t want to be seen as a loser boy
— he absolutely is a loser tho, a cool one, but still a loser
his song would be this, it’s him, i don’t make the rules, it just is
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