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𝑀𝑜𝓃 𝒶𝓂𝑜𝓊𝓇, 𝑒𝓈-𝓉𝓊 𝓁à ?
title: imperatrix umbrosa chapter: interval (a new eternity)
pairing(s): eimiko
word count: 4,577 words
summary: following the events of act i, ei leads yae miko into the heart of inazuma city, to reevaluate her new understanding of eternity. there, they share in their first stolen moment of intimacy since her return from the plain of euthymia
cw: nsfw, public sex, smut, sub!raiden, dom!yaemiko, oral, fingering, alcohol consumption (brief), some angst (but fluff ending)
other notes: canon complaint, equal parts fluff, smut and angst
Link: Read on AO3! 🍡🌸
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'Wait…' Ei said in a sudden blink of lucidity. 'The street…the guards. Someone is bound to look-‘
‘At us? At you?' Miko interrupted Ei's thought with a tender kiss to the inside of her thigh. 'You are the fearsome Almighty Shogun.'
Then, the smallest sound, of Miko's fingers reappearing from the wet of her mouth. Her hand met with the dripping between Ei's legs with a devilish giggle and her gentle, coaxing tongue. 'They would not dare look at you.'
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Link: Read on AO3! 🍡🌸
we don't need a nsfw tag anymore cause theres no work
Petition to just tag things NOT SAFE
You better watch out. You better watch out! YoU BeTer WaTcH OuT!!!!!!
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Story idea when you first rewrite it:
Getting closer to what you saw in your head, eh? Keep at it!
Your story when somebody else sees it:
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This is such a wholesome take.
Omg the king has spoken!!!
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If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you
A note:
I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:
Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.
Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.
And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.
Very good very important addition
Essentially, this is the civil society version of a work-to-rule strike.
Don’t do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.
In this case:
“Have you seen an illegal immigrant?”
“Could you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?”
*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*
“No, sir, I haven’t seen any illegal immigrant.”
And this is correct. You have NOT seen an illegal immigrant, because you have no way of knowing if Jose Fulano is here legally or not. And since you can’t see his paperwork (or lack thereof), and did not personally see him cross the border illegally, you are only answering precisely the question asked.
I’m not American, and I have like, three followers, but this is important.
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Boy covered with flowers, Vicenzo Galdi c. 1890s
Romancing characters in any Dragon Age game ever.
About a year and a half ago I started studying how to read tarot cards, and one of the earliest things I did was try and find a deck I loved.
While one definitely wouldn’t suspect this at all, you’ll all be totally surprised to learn that I have an intense and deep-seated desire to be both Universally Adored and Profoundly Feared.
why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you
my personal favorite is when you yawn and they’re like “am I boring you?”
like bitch i’m running on five hours of sleep and chronic anxiety
its funny how you say non-millennials as if millennials aren’t offended bei every little tiny thing that could possibly happen
being offended by wearing a coat inside is very different to being offended by violent racism but sure enjoy your tea
This cat is DETERMINED to nap in his hammock.
i believed in this cat and was not let down
HE DID IT
A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)
I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds
THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?
UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE
We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises.
One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound.
Omgggg the sounds.
Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world
Needle puppies.