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I think that I'm going to have to go one at a time, very quietly and put them to sleep and tell them just to remain so that I can slit their throats and burn the evidence. Then, after that's done, the story can begin. critical role, c4 e13: seeking sanctuary

machine-saint

i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

magicratfingers

my next husband has to be strong. strong enough to hear me say shit like the only good batman is the one with robert pattinson

magicratfingers

strong enough to handle the truth

open-to-the-sky

What is truth? Lego Batman is best Batman

probablybadrpgideas

Jewellery for elves/other creatures with long and pointy enough ears that basically turns them into knives

blumineck

I get why they do it, but if I picked up a bow and it sounded like this, I’d be signing up for the shield wall instead!

bold-baddie

dubiousculturalartifact

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

anyroads

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

merlinmumbles

Okay but who's the one human actor playing?

literary-potato

I vote Nobody, but I could see arguments for Helen of Troy or Circe as well.

Also important:

How does the Circe turning men into pigs thing get handled given that Miss Piggy is a pig-Muppet and there are multiple other muppets who are already canonically pig-Muppets?

They get turned into real live action pigs, nobody remarks on it

They get turned into real live action pigs & Piggy looks directly at the camera

They get turned into chickens

They get turned into live action humans

Nothing happens at first to the guy Muppet-pig, so Circe has to get creative

Other/I’m bald/vanilla extract

Voting ended onJul 30

Just to clarify my vision on a couple of these:

* by chickens I mean Muppet-chickens à la Camilla (Gonzo naturally would have some reaction to this)

* in the “nothing happens at first to muppet pig”, what I’m visualizing is that Cpt James Pork (or whatever his name is - the pigs in space one) is in the crew, everyone else in the crew gets transformed into either live action pigs or non-sentient Muppet-pigs (walking on 4 legs, etc), and he is completely unchanged… until Circe sighs and snaps her fingers again, and he turns into some other animal (maybe a chicken? or possibly a live action human, in which case it’s obviously either an INSANE celebrity cameo pull with someone who’s normally top billing, or literally William Shatner)

literary-potato

Can I just say I really appreciate that our collective commitment to the Muppets is so strong that at 120-something votes, not one person has chosen other/vanilla extract?

gardengarlic

Every time this crosses my dash there's a different string of comments and they are all gold so I'm consolidating.

amuseoffyre

Circe - only human in the film, played by Anne Hathaway! - turning the pig muppet crew into humans and Miss Piggy gasping "You monster!"

normystical

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

dogpuppy

foxes-in-love

sm0l-bun

if u are feeling sad pls look at this cute duck

klausie

playwrongs

For the record, OP appears to be thinking of the Canon a 2 cancrizans from J.S. Bach’s Musical Offering. It’s written out as a single melody that can be played forwards, backwards, and the forwards and backwards versions can be played simultaneously in counterpoint with one another.

Either that, or they’re thinking of “Jumping Queen” by Beethoven.

scragon

Build a BF on Webtoon

sunderwight

Aquaman has the ability to telepathically communicate with fish.

However, it's not only limited to fish, since it also works on marine mammals and lizards.

But since "fish" is itself a kind of classification that is ultimately not that meaningful, this still works in the sense that virtually anything is a kind of fish when you think about it.

Conclusion: Aquaman is just telepathic. As long as he thinks something is a fish, his powers will work on it.

theoldness

w-r-o-u-g-h-t

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”