𝕺𝖕𝖊𝖓𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖒𝖔𝖚𝖙𝖍 is a supernatural themed multimuse rp blog featuring characters from: The Buffyverse, Greek Mythology, Scooby Doo and all manner of things that stalk the night and the people who hunt them. This blog is 18+, Multiship & Vese, OC & Duplicate friendly. Mun is 21+
BEING HUMAN US SEASON TWO SENTENCE STARTERS (PART TWO)
Lines taken from episodes s02e08 - s02e13 of the series Being Human US. Feel free to change as needed. Here is part one.
❛ Do you have any idea what it’s like to make peace with being annihilated, ready to kick it and then have to wait? ❜
❛ I gotta say I am not overflowing with sympathy for you. ❜
❛ This ghost is a reaper. You have to believe me. ❜
❛ 50 bucks gets you an official invite to cross the threshold. ❜
❛ Oh my god! Unbelievable! You’re trying to parent trap us? ❜
❛ I can’t believe I’m asking you a how-to on ghost murder. ❜
❛ The only friends I had are afraid of me. ❜
❛ So, what? It’s a good thing what I felt? It’s a good thing that I tried to kill you and I liked it? ❜
❛ A reaper is a force of nature, a hurricane, a forest fire. ❜
❛ Just think how crowded and stinking the Earth would be if nobody died. Afterlife’s the same way. ❜
❛ You don’t get it, do you? I know so much more than you think I know. ❜
❛ That’s not who you are anymore. You still think you’re that person you were when you were alive? ❜
❛ I always imagined if I ever saw you again, I’d be plunging a stake in your heart.
❛ If I had stayed, this is what would’ve happened: I would’ve lied to you to get you to stay with me, I would’ve infected you with my violence and my rage and I would’ve dragged you down with me! And then one day, I would’ve killed you. ❜
❛ You just remember one thing. [name] is my blood. And he had better be alive when I come back for him. ❜
❛ Don’t, please! Please kill me! ❜
❛ You’re almost there. You’ll reap your first soul tomorrow. ❜
❛ Well, that was your one and only chance at the drunken, angry, depressed, revenge screw. ❜
❛ People think they want to be edgy and rebellious, but really all they want is a cozy house to come home to and someone who loves them. ❜
❛ The bonds you form with some will make you look past anything, ignore what they’ve become. ❜
❛ I never said it was easy. I said it was necessary. ❜
❛ This has to be done, but it doesn’t have to be cruel. ❜
❛ Oh, and all that rage you say you’ve got, I don’t see it. Your bark was always worse than your bite. ❜
❛ If you linger, they start in with the whining and the lying. It gets awkward for everyone. ❜
❛ I’m saving threesomes for marriage. Sorry! ❜
❛ I killed them before they killed me. ❜
❛ It’s cute when you act like you have a choice. ❜
❛ Usually a ghost is around just long enough to have a little fun. But the longer a ghost circles the drain, crazier the ghost. ❜
❛ Man, you’ve been around 500 years and you’ve never dealt with a catatonic ghost? ❜
❛ I’m a vampire. I’m not a ghost whisperer. ❜
❛ There is a human being walking around upstairs who has no idea that if we’re not out of here, she’s dinner. ❜
❛ Don’t you think you’re being a touch dramatic? ❜
❛ I saw something in the reflection on the toaster. A guy. Just for a second and then he was gone. ❜
❛ I used to think haunted houses, the supernatural was just a bunch of crap. Then it started happening to me. ❜
❛ It’s super awesome being a freak. ❜
❛ Just a couple more hours and you’ll all be dead. ❜
❛ It smells like a slaughterhouse up in your room. ❜
❛ None of this is real. You’re living in a dream world and you need to wake up now. ❜
❛ You did things, horrible things you couldn’t live with, so you escaped to this. ❜
❛ I feel like I’m the only one trying anymore, like I’m dangling off a cliff by my fingertips and you’re up there stomping on them! ❜
❛ I thought that I could be different. I thought that I could be better, but I can’t. I just can’t. ❜
❛ I’m not supposed to be living this life. I’ve already lived. And then I died. ❜
❛ You took away the only person who meant something to me. ❜
❛ So let’s just get this straight right now. I will never forgive you for what you did. Never. ❜
❛ Live long enough, you realize that most clichés are true. ❜
❛ You can’t blame [name] if she still can’t bear the sight of you. ❜
❛ History shows that us ignoring your problems doesn’t really work out well for anyone, so, if you don’t mind, we will maintain the current level of care and concern. ❜
❛ If we’re gonna be together, you have to learn to accept my friends. ❜
❛ Am I really high, or did we just pull this thing off? ❜
❛ If you’re gonna leave me, I want you to do it now before I get in this any deeper. ❜
❛ Come now, every move you’ve made, you’ve made for your own benefit. ❜
❛ What’s up? You just seem extra broody today. ❜
❛ Then isn’t this great news? I mean, shouldn’t you be, like, in a field somewhere, wearing white linen, rolling around in daisies? ❜
❛ Every chance that I’ve given you, you’ve turned into a grenade and you’ve lobbed it back at me. ❜
❛ I can’t believe that I was trying to convince myself that you’d really changed. ❜
❛ We’re strongest together, aren’t we? ❜
❛ That girl has got an appetite for violence, the purest, swiftest…angriest violence I’ve ever seen. ❜
❛ This situation is not medical. It’s supernatural! It’s a good, old-fashioned curse! ❜
❛ I’m not in pain because of what I am. I’m in pain because of what I’ve done. ❜
❛ I could never kill you. I love you too much. ❜
❛ You thought we’d just let you run? Come now [name]. Surely you know me better than that. ❜
❛ Now, this wound, it’s deep and it will convince them that you put up a good fight. ❜
❛ No one will be surprised that I stopped short of killing you, because it’s like you always said: I’m nothing, if not sentimental. ❜
❛ We have a talent for goodbyes, you and I. ❜
❛ A lot’s happened since then, most of it decidedly unpleasant. ❜
❛ No! I won’t sit here like some damsel waiting for you to rescue me! I can fight my own battles. ❜
❛ It takes a determined man to declare that the water served to cleanse the palate between tastings has a refreshing bouquet of nutmeg and honeysuckle. ❜
❛ You say “determined”, I say “drunk”. ❜
❛ A second chance is tough enough. There’s no one left back home willing to give you a third. ❜
❛ You can’t make me go back there. ❜
❛ I loved you enough. You just never believed it. ❜
❛ I’m starting to think that good things don’t actually come to those who wait. ❜
❛ I told you I was weak. You’re my weakness. ❜
❛ You can’t ask me to watch you die. ❜
❛ We came screaming into this world. How can we possibly leave it without a fight? ❜
❛ Oh God. You’re still my emergency contact. I’m sorry. I never changed it. ❜
❛ You two are totally about to go on two separate killing sprees for women. That is so hot. ❜
❛ The punishment is only enough when she realizes it isn’t punishment at all. ❜
❛ Then you know what that love is. Irrational. Animal. So strong, it weakens you. ❜
❛ Which is why I’m saying you should just hack him up with some of those professional garden shears. ❜
❛ Yeah, no, that’s a great idea, wildly attacking him with some rusty shears is way less messy than shooting him. ❜
❛ I did terrible things to get here. ❜
❛ She was never going to be you. Why couldn’t you just see that? Why couldn’t you just leave her be? ❜
❛ Now you have to live with what you did! ❜
❛ I can think of a worse fate. Living in eternity, knowing that you killed the only one that ever loved you. ❜
❛ Shoot me, save yourself. Shoot me! ❜
❛ I need your help! Please. I think I made a big mistake! ❜
Hello hello just throwing up a quick plotting call! Give this post a little like to talk plotting and character relationships and I'll come to your DMs. My discord is also available upon request and I'm a little quicker on there than on tumblr dms.
𝕺𝖕𝖊𝖓𝕳𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖒𝖔𝖚𝖙𝖍 is a supernatural themed multimuse rp blog featuring characters from: The Buffyverse, Greek Mythology, Scooby Doo and all manner of things that stalk the night and the people who hunt them. This blog is 18+, Multiship & Vese, OC & Duplicate friendly. Mun is 21+
UNHINGED SENTENCE STARTERS FEATURING THINGS SAID BY MYSELF AND MY FRIENDS WHILE WRITING AS OUR MUSES IN A CRACK-BASED NONCANON GROUP CHAT. This post is dedicated to Em, Liz, Tanny, Nellie, Mel, Ange, and everyone else in the server who recognizes these quotes — you know who you are 😈
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“ Have you forgotten that you should not steal someone’s property? ”
“ I could slap that smug look off his face right now! ”
“ Your ears are a lie. ”
“ Woah woah that's - that's a bad word. ”
“ I don’t know if it’s allowed and quite frankly I don’t care. Fuck the rules. ”
“ Time for gremlin activities! ”
“ I hate this man. Let's prank him. ”
“ We are all going on strike today I swear ”
“ Looks like I need to invest in a kid leash. ”
“ DONT BE COWARDS!! JOIN THE STRIKE!! ”
“ I support her saying what needs to be said! I am done with the silencing of women!!!! ”
“ I like the dramatics. ”
“ I did not ask for a second opinion. ”
“ You seem to be doing a great job at being a nuisance. ”
“ NO BITING MY EMPLOYEES! ”
“ do you want me to bring you cheese? ”
“ Next move, start chewing on the door frames ”
“ I like crumbs. They are like a little midnight snack in my bed at night. ”
“ if he wants to be a worm, LET HIM BE A WORM ”
“ the rest of you suck my toe ”
“ To be fair I am simply vibing. ”
“ I am going to commit a war crime! ”
“ I am manifesting being happy. ”
“ Am I gonna talk shit WITH you guys? because im down to talk shit about pretty much anyone ”
“ Who says? We shall revolt without question. ”
“ Let's just start burning stuff. ”
“ Did you just call me... small? ”
“ Can I convert you with my kazoo propaganda? ”
“ We were radicalised by The Little Mermaid. ”
“ Penny in the swear jar, now. ”
“ My last words are, bros before hoes. ”
“ The old men are trying to be trendy. ”
“ I can do whatever I want too! ”
“ Can we go one day without an interruption from an American? ”
“ I am so sorry. He enjoys conflict. ”
“ Why is he so tall? ”
“ For legal reasons, kids, that's a joke. ”
“ Would you like to fight the adults? ”
“ You're not meant to bite people, it's frowned upon. ”
“ He’s a fun killer, don't listen to him! ”
“ Ow! Stop kicking me! ”
“ I have quite literally begged you not to kick, hit, or bite today. ”
“ BUT I thought we were buds, pals, amigos, chums, friends. ”
“ Oh shiiiii someone’s in trouble ”
“ How much caffeine have you had in the last hour? ”
“ I'll be honest they wouldn't be so bad if they didn't speak. ”
“ Is this goof meant to be dead or what? ”
“ I am a witch. ”
“ This one reeks of self confidence when he clearly doesn't think before opening his mouth. ”
“ I call bullshit on that rule! ”
“ The point is I have a cane and I’m not afraid to use it. ”
“ If you slap me, I’ll cane you. ”
“ Yippee for women. ”
“ FUCK THE PATRIARCHY ”
“ Sorry for being British. ”
“ Oi who's playing that ominous music? ”
“ I'm strong because I eat carrots. Oh wait or is that to see in the dark.... it's for something. ”
“ I will say sorry when i'm caught, don't you worry. ”
“ AND YOU CALLED ME UP AGAIN JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE! ”
“ ... He's done for. Broken beyond repair. Someone play Taylor Swift. ”
“ Please refrain from punching one another. ”
“ He is becoming one with the spider I believe. ”
“ If anybody asks I will say I made you, then you will not get in trouble! ”
“ Can I be a girlboss too? I am not rude to women and I do what i like ”
“ Yippee for patriotism! ”
“ … i could make you guys rat costumes ”
“ Do you think if we started stealing bread we would lose our jobs? ”
“ why do British people ”
“ … you all need therapy. ”
“ Do you ever feel if you breathe the wrong way he will bite you? ”
“ I actively avoid whatever this is. ”
“ CARRY ME. ”
“ What if, and hear me out, they both promise not to do it again? ”
“ I wanna steal all his socks. ”
“ My socks were stolen! ”
“ Hey, watch it now. Only I'm allowed to insult me. ”
“ You couldn’t whisper to save your life. It’s pitiful. ”
“ Both of you are insufferable. ”
“ The law is overrated. ”
“ I’m afraid. Miss, you aren’t my type. ”
“ No. I swear on my life. I am being a gentleman ”
“ I support women’s wrongs. ”
“ ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!!! ”
“ GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW ”
“ He bites? Are you .. joking? Please say you're joking. ”
“ If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain ifyou're not into yoga if you have half a brain if you like makin' love at midnight in the dunes on the cape then I'm the love that you've looked for write to me and escape 🎶🎶 ”
ASSORTED SENTENCE STARTERS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET, including quotes from Tumblr, Pinterest, TikTok, and X (formerly known as Twitter), for when a muse wants to lighten up the situation at hand.
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
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“ It’s sea shanty time once again my fellow bastards of the ocean! ”
“ Partner, I reckon that I ain’t been feeling very yeehaw lately. ”
“ I don’t study; I consult the lore. ”
“ Yeah, I understand women — they all want daggers and swords. It’s all quite simple, really. ”
“ Lord forgive me but I may have to make a nonessential purchase. ”
“ Those are bold words for someone in stabbing range. ”
“ Yes I’m a gatekeeper and a hater. I’m also God’s most favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. ”
“ My primary motivations are fear, spite, and aesthetic longing. ”
“ Man — if I had a sword, I wouldn’t be worried about shit. ”
“ It’s not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink. ”
“ If I was in a Jane Austen novel, I would be the one sent to the seaside for my health. ”
“ Half of me is a hopeless romantic, and the other half of me is … well … an asshole. ”
“ I am the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know. ”
“ I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and their friend. ”
“ I see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. Why is that? ”
“ Normalize letting me talk without making any sense. ”
“ Don’t care, didn’t ask, plus my psychic visions have predicted the outcome of this encounter. ”
“ I could be so much worse. For example, I could start acting like my father. ”
“ Sorry for acting so strange and irregular; It will happen again. ”
“ i love sitting in my room.....alone....a girl in her cave....scheming and plotting and drinking tea. ”
“ These man made horrors are beyond YOUR comprehension. I get it though. ”
“ I’m a goth girl on the inside. On the outside? A father figure. ”
“ I don’t need to face reality; I’m not just that type of girl. ”
“ DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A frickle-frackle? ”
“ I’m about to cha cha real smooth off a fucking cliff. ”
“ Sorry I told you about my trauma. Do you still think I’m hot? ”
“ My priorities aren’t straight and neither am I. ”
“ I have felt permanently guilty for no reason since I was like eight years old. ”
“ Of course I have a lot of pent up rage, you fool! I’ve been the same height since I was twelve years old! ”
“ I was born for shock value. ”
“ Good morning! God has let me live another day and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem. ”
“ Oh, I slept miserably because I was tormented by terrible visions all night. I hope none of them were prophetic! ”
“ Be the surreal nonsense that you want to see in the world. ”
“ Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot. ”
“ My hobbies include knowing things and being right. ”
“ This is good advice, but don’t tell me what to do. ”
“ I hate the idea of authority. What the fuck is someone being superior to me? Bitch I’m gonna take your kneecaps. ”
“ Stop forgiving my crimes! I worked so hard on those! ”
“ My hobbies? Uhhhh, symbolism mostly. Metaphors and implications and the like. ”
“ I may not have any braincells, but I make up for it by having many heart cells. ”
“ I can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one guys! ”
“ Not all your life decisions have to be smart. Some can be purely for cinematic value. ”
“ Sometimes I wish I looked more fragile and feminine like a dainty flower, but I do enjoy looking like I hate everyone. ”
“ Any dream can be a prophetic dream if you’re willing to do some really weird shit. ”
“ girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure. ”
“ BRO, you NEED to stop SUMMONING DEMONS in the FRAT HOUSE. ”
“ I just gave your address to some spiders! ”
“ I disappoint my father as a hobby now. ”
“ I think that the dark circles under my eyes add to my aesthetic actually. ”
“ Good news! I’ve successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes! ”
“ I have half a braincell left and I’m very scared to use it! ”
“ Listen, son — in this world, it’s either yeet or be yeeted. ”
“ I appreciate the advice, but I think that I’m old enough to make my own bad decisions. ”
“ I’m disappointed in me too. Y’all aren’t special. ”
“ Running from your demons is the best exercise! ”
“ Sorry; I can’t commit any crimes with you. My mom says that I have to study. ”
“ Time flies when you don’t know what the fuck is going on. ”
“ If I run out of tacos, I can no longer maintain my human form. ”
“ Bestie, I don’t think that I can girlboss under these conditions. ”
“ Yeah I’ve had combat training; I can do anxiety attacks! ”
“ Swag is earned, not learned. ”
“ Contrary to popular belief, violence solves a lot. ”
“ I CANNOT STAND YOU ALL so I will SIT DOWN. ”
“ Please God no … I don’t need any more character development right now! ”
“ If you can’t beat ‘em, yeet ‘em. ”
“ Do not put me in a situation. I’m at my limit and I am very tired. ”
“ I may be depressed, but at least I’m not basic. ”
“ It’s MY LIFE and I’ll sabotage it myself, thank you. ”
“ Think twice? Bold of you to assume that I think once. ”
“ At the next inconvenience, I will start biting people. ”
“ Oops I think that I just experienced an emotion. ”
“ Did you know that rats spelled backwards is star? ”
“ One day, I’ll be reincarnated as a pigeon, and I’ll shit on your head. ”
“ On the outside, I’m a baddie — but on the inside, I’m a saddie. ”
“ My grandma bullies me through the Ouija board. ”
“ I’m a cool person if you can just look past my personality. ”
“ Beetles don’t have to do taxes, and I think that is a beautiful way to live. ”
“ I hope that you get your character development arc soon. ”
“ Those are some nice kneecaps … It’d be a shame if someone stole them … ”
“ I’ve wanted to be a trophy wife ever since I was a little boy. ”
“ I’m done being baby; I want POWER ”
“ Wait, “Just Standing There Ominously” doesn’t count as socializing? ”
“ Yes I am smart, and yes, I am stupid. It’s called being flexible. ”
“ I am NOT delusional!!!!! I am OPTIMISTIC! ”
“ I deserve compensation for not being the menace to society that i could be, like i'm skipping out on a lot of fun here. ”
“ Do not ask me if you should or shouldn't do something !!! Before I am a friend I am an enabler !!! ”
“ i am the WORLDS PRETTYIST PINK PRINCESS and im gonna KILL YOU WITH MY HUGE FUCKING HAMMER ”
because my friends muses need therapy. will they get it? absolutely not.
AVOIDING THE TERRIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN:
“ yeah i’m pissed off but i’d rather not talk about it. that’s why you’re the one i came to. ”
“ i’m not looking for a friend. i’m looking for someone just as angry as i am. ”
“ i’m not good at caring about people’s shit on purpose. ”
“ i’m not gonna ask if ‘you’re okay’ cause that’s fuckin’ annoying. you wanna get the hell out of here and do something? ”
“ i don’t wanna talk about it. you got a beer? ”
“ upset? why would i be upset? ”
“ so you wanna go find something to break? ”
“ hey you want me to kill that guy for you? ”
“ i just need to get this shit done. and i trust you to help me do that. ”
“ you’re hot. and i’m bored. ”
“ can we just have some meaningless sex we can both pretend didn’t happen tomorrow morning? ”
“ i can think of at least a dozen people that need killing. or a light beating. will that cheer you up? ”
“ i’ve a got job and i think you’d be the perfect fit. so you in? ”
“ yeah i don’t do the whole crying thing. give me something to stab and i’ll be good in a day or two. ”
“ i banged it out and now i feel great. next question. ”
“ if i think about it, i get angry. and i don’t know where that anger stops. so i’d rather not start at all. ”
VARIOUS SENTENCES WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DEPTH U COWARDS:
“ if you’re gonna stay here you can’t be sober so either take the fruity beer or the shitty wine or let me be vibe in peace. ”
“ how much insect essence do you think are in every square inch of chocolate? like just how many cockroach guts have i consumed with my hershey’s? ”
“ you should’ve seen the look on their face. it’s been so long since i’ve made someone that fuckin’ angry it was great. ”
“ i have this neighbor who keeps playing driver’s license at 10 a.m. every morning and i’m starting to question if it’s a sixteen year old getting over a breakup or a 36 year old trying to reclaim their childhood. at this point the mystery is the only thing keeping me going. ”
“ do i trust you? absolutely not. next question. ”
“ if i don’t get a nap in the next hour i’ll probably murder someone. ”
“ you’re getting that look in your eyes like you’re about to ask me what’s wrong so i’m gonna save us both the awkwardness of finding an excuse to leave and just go now. ”
“ i’m here to raid your fridge cause my date went really bad and all i’ve had is lukewarm water and breadsticks. ”
“ i’m making a fake tinder profile to see how gullible guys are, wanna help? ”
“ hey i got something for you look! ” *holds up middle finger*
U MIGHT GET PUNCHED:
“ why are you really here? ”
“ i’m not leaving until you tell me what the fuck is going on. ”
“ you can’t solve every problem with your fists. ”
“ i’m not here to talk about me. what the hell is going on with you? ”
“ you think i don’t notice but i do. i can tell something’s wrong. ”
“ i can see beneath your smile. ”
“ why won’t you just tell me the truth? ”
“ what are you hiding? and don’t you dare try to lie to me. ”
“ what the hell did you do? ”
“ so are we gonna talk about it or are we gonna pretend nothing’s wrong here? ”
ASSORTED SENTENCE STARTERS featuring lyrics and dialogue pulled from EPIC: THE MUSICAL by Jorge Rivera-Herrans, a new concept album adapting the story of Homer’s Odyssey into a musical.
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
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❛ I know that I’m ready. ❜
❛ I don’t think that you’re ready. ❜
❛ Know that he will grow from a boy to an avenger. ❜
❛ I could raise him as my own. ❜
❛ Please don’t make me do this. ❜
❛ The blood on your hands is something you can’t lose — all you can choose is whose. ❜
❛ This is the will of the gods. ❜
❛ You’re as old as he was when I left for war. ❜
❛ Will these actions haunt my days? ❜
❛ Every man I’ve slain is the price I pay. ❜
❛ I would trade the world to see my son and wife. ❜
❛ When does a man become a monster? ❜
❛ When does a reason become the blame? ❜
❛ Six hundred men under my command. ❜
❛ The problem’s not the distance; it’s what lies in between. ❜
❛ My kingdom is waiting. ❜
❛ So Captain, what’s the plan? ❜
❛ Look! There, in the distance. I see an island. ❜
❛ I see a light that faintly glows. ❜
❛ Something feels off here. ❜
❛ I say we strike first; we don’t have time to waste. ❜
❛ We should try to find a way no one ends up dead. ❜
❛ You can relax, my friend. ❜
❛ I can tell that you’re getting nervous. ❜
❛ Is this how we are supposed to live? ❜
❛ Here we have a chance for some adjustment. ❜
❛ Give it a try, it's not that hard. ❜
❛ This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms. ❜
❛ Whatever we face, we'll be fine if we're leading from the heart. ❜
❛ Stay back, I'm warning you. ❜
❛ Kindness is brave. ❜
❛ Have you forgotten the lessons I taught you? ❜
❛ I see you changing from how I've designed you. ❜
❛ Have you forgotten your purpose? ❜
❛ My life has one mission. ❜
❛ We'll make a greater tomorrow. ❜
❛ Enlighten me, what's your name? ❜
❛ If you're looking for a mentor, I'll make sure your time's well spent. ❜
❛ If there's a problem, we'll have the answer. ❜
❛ I still intend to make sure you don't fall behind. ❜
❛ Don't forget that you're a warrior of a very special kind. ❜
❛ It’s almost too perfect, too good to be true. ❜
❛ Who are you? ❜
❛ We’re just travelers. We come in peace. ❜
❛ What gives you the right to deal a pain so deep? ❜
❛ Your life now is in my hands. ❜
❛ I’ll take from you like you took from me. ❜
❛ There’s been a misunderstanding. ❜
❛ Maybe you and I could make a deal. ❜
❛ I’m so glad we see eye to eye. ❜
❛ If we're defeated, they're good as dead. ❜
❛ No backup, no chance for support. ❜
❛ Our foe must be thwarted right here and now. ❜
❛ Show me how great is your will to survive. ❜
❛ Stand up and fight for your lives. ❜
❛ Defeat is not allowed. ❜
❛ We must live through this day, so fight! ❜
❛ You’ve hurt me enough. ❜
❛ You won’t live through this day. ❜
❛ We must move quickly, we don't have much time. ❜
❛ But captain, what'll we do with our fallen friends? ❜
❛ We are not to let them die in vain. ❜
❛ Our comrades will not die in vain. ❜
❛ Mercy is a skill more of this world could learn to use. ❜
❛ The blood we shed, it never dries. ❜
❛ I am neither man nor mythical. ❜
❛ You're a warrior meant to lead the rest. ❜
❛ That's just like you, why should I be surprised? Selfish and prideful and vain. ❜
❛ Every time someone dies I'm the one who is left to deal with the strain. ❜
❛ This way, you won't plague my life. ❜
❛ What a waste of effort spent. ❜
❛ At least I know what I'm fighting for. ❜
❛ Since you claim you're so much wiser, why’s your life spent all alone? ❜
❛ This day, you lost it all. ❜
❛ Is it nature or divine or a blessing in disguise? ❜
❛ Our home's in sight. ❜
❛ Brace for a storm, the likes of which we’ve never seen before. ❜
❛ I'll ensure that we prevail. ❜
❛ We're taking too much damage to survive. ❜
❛ At this rate, we won't make it out alive. ❜
❛ Please don't tell me you're about to do what I think you'll do. ❜
❛ You've heard the legends; this proves they're true. ❜
❛ Don't forget how dangerous the gods are. ❜
❛ How much longer til your luck runs out? ❜
❛ I still believe in goodness. ❜
❛ I just don't wanna see another life end. ❜
❛ You're like the brother I could never do without. ❜
❛ Don’t forget how much we’ve already faced. ❜
❛ I need to talk to you in private. ❜
❛ I can't have you planting seeds of doubt. ❜
❛ I ask for your assistance so we at last can go the distance. ❜
❛ Sounds too easy, what's the catch? ❜
❛ Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. ❜
❛ The end always justifies the means. ❜
❛ Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. ❜
❛ Time for me to be the father I never was. ❜
❛ Why are my eyes and my heart and my soul so heavy? ❜
❛ It isn't very often that I get pissed off. ❜
❛ I'm left without a choice. ❜
❛ I’ve gotta make you bleed. ❜
❛ I need to see you drown. ❜
❛ Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves. ❜
❛ You are far too nice. ❜
❛ I've got no mercy left to give. ❜
❛ The line between naïveté and hopefulness is almost invisible. ❜
❛ I am your darkest moment. ❜
❛ What have you done? ❜
❛ Any last words? ❜
❛ There's only so much left we can endure. ❜
❛ I'm not a player, I'm a puppeteer. ❜
❛ I can’t sleep now knowing everything we've done. ❜
❛ I must say what a brilliant speech you gave. ❜
❛ I don't know who you are nor why you're here. ❜
❛ One wrong move, then you're done for. ❜
❛ All I hear are screams, every time I dare to close my eyes. ❜
❛ I no longer dream, only nightmares of those who've died. ❜
❛ I am the prophet with the answers you seek. ❜
❛ I see a man who gets to make it home alive, but it's no longer you. ❜
❛ How has everything been turned against us? ❜
❛ How did suffering become so endless? ❜
❛ Do I need to change? ❜
❛ What if I'm the problem that's been hiding all along? ❜
❛ If I became the monster, and threw that guilt away — would that make us stronger? ❜
‘ my kink is getting some fuckin sleep. ’
‘ omg here goes your lil crybaby ass. ’
‘ the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up. ’
‘ don’t start buddy. don’t you dare. ’
‘ gay rights? true, as a gay, i am always right. ’
‘ not to vent, but: fuck. ’
‘ the worst pain is to make small talk with someone you once told everything to. ’
‘ i think i accidentally break my own heart a lot. ’
‘ sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful. ’
‘ i want to kiss you in a way that makes you not want to kiss anyone else ever again. ’
‘ shout out to the people who are still friends with me even though i’m a fucking idiot. ’
‘ it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed. ’
‘ i’m a big fan of anything that will help me chill the fuck out. ’
‘ i don’t go through people’s pictures on their phone cause i wasn’t raised in the jungle. ’
‘ i think we, as a people, just need to have a glass of water. ’
‘ i don’t have enough black clothes. ’
‘ sweetie, i could sleep for ten years and i’d still be tired. ’
‘ i would sleep so much better with your arms wrapped around me. ’
‘ me??? tired??? sleepy??? yes, constantly. ’
‘ i’m pb&j – petty, bitter, and jealous. ’
‘ the fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if you go at your own pace and mind your own fucking business you too can succeed. ’
‘ i wish i could be the person i want to be, but i’m too tired. ’
‘ i always look sleep deprived. is that hot? ’
‘ just because there’s always room for improvement doesn’t mean you’ll never be good enough. ’
‘ my heart is a soft and sensitive mess. ’
‘ all i want is a big garden and no responsibilities. ’
‘ honestly someone not liking beyonce is a deal breaker and not for any political reasons, but just like you’re probably, definitely really boring. ’
‘ hey guys, i’m a huge fan of genuine love and affection. ’
‘ now i’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab and he’s having a smoke and she’s kissing the crab. ’
‘ i’ve been ever since i heard ‘lonely’ by akon at 9 years-old. ’
‘ my new years resolution is to stop. ’
‘ i’m irritated cause i’m not lovable in a romantic soulmate way. ’
‘ i hate knowing that people that ruined parts of me still live and function like nothing ever happened. ’
‘ i know i’m cute, but you can remind me. ’
‘ hey, just wondering, but are you fucking kidding me???? ’
‘ i can’t wait to be in love with someone who is also deepfuck in love with me and we love each other forever n’ ever. ’
‘ me? clingy? yes. please don’t leave me. ’
‘ girlfriend application compatibility question: do you keep your depression pile on the bed or on the floor? ’
‘ anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better. this is a fact. ’
‘ today’s agenda: screaming into the abyss. ’
‘ going from ‘today is a good day’ to ‘i hate my life’ takes me approximately 2.6 seconds. ’
‘ everyone needs to wash their face and go to bed. ’
‘ i’m worth so much more than the ways i’ve been treated. ’
‘ hey, can i claim you guys as dependents on my taxes? ’
‘ i really just ignore phone calls. like leave a message. i don’t check those either but like ’
‘ i honestly just want to pack my bags and go travel the world and see and explore everything possible. ’
‘ remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming IT’S A WEED. ’
‘ why did we just accept catdog? ’
‘ my ‘stay in bed all day’ game’s too strong. ’
‘ you deserve to be loved without having to hide the parts of yourself that you think are unlovable. ’
‘ i always forget that i literally don’t owe anyone anything! ’
‘ i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on. ’
‘ honestly… us girls? us women? we always out here, knowin. ’
‘ would an alien think i’m pretty? ’
‘ i love boys, but only as a concept. ’
‘ why do parents get mad when you sleep in all day? like i’m staying out of trouble and i’m not spending your money like what’s the issue here???? ’
‘ i identify as an inconvenience to the world. ’
‘ i seriously regret telling anyone, anything, ever lmao ’
‘ dating me is like dating a five year-old. i need all of your attention and i’m cranky if i haven’t had a nap. ’
‘ i’m literally tired of myself. ’
‘ don’t introduce me to ur parents unless you plan on marrying me because they’re going to love me and ask about me for the rest of your life lol ’
‘ what the hell is a straight person? only straight thing i know about is the edge of my beloved sword. ’
‘ i highly recommend never having feelings. ’
‘ self care is going into a cornfield at night to get abducted by aliens. ’
‘ staying up late with another human is such a weird thing like you get this special bond and a what-is-this feeling ’
‘ do u ever feel like ur not even friends with ur friends? ’
‘ um no offense but whom’st’ve going to loveth me? ’
‘ date a girl who fucks everything up. ’
‘ not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost. ’
‘ i may legally be an adult but don’t be fooled. i have no idea what i’m doing. ’
‘ a fun and interesting fact about me is that i’m a fucking idiot. ’
‘ you can start again anytime! ’
‘ all you can do is learn your lesson. there’s no point in wishing you had did differently. the past is the past. ’
‘ i can’t believe an angel like me has to suffer so much. ’
‘ you’re all so obsessed with love and being loved. what about just going to sleep? ’
‘ i’m smart, but i do dumb shit anyway. ’
‘ tbh i never deal with my emotions. i just let them ravage my body and then go to bed and then i wake up and do it all over again. ’
‘ first of all: i don’t know shit, so jot that down. ’
‘ i’ll just ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯ my way through life. ’
‘ i’m tired of things costing money. ’
‘ don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh? ’
‘ who cares? do better, move on. ’
‘ i don’t need a significant other. just a significant income. ’
‘ appreciation for everyone who’s ever talked to me bc i’m annoying and dumb. ’
‘ thnks fr th mntl llnss. ’
‘ what hasn’t killed me has just made me overly sensitive and defensive. ’
‘ i don’t know shit ya’ll!!!!! i’m just out here. ’
‘ binge-watching is great until you run out of the show and have to start watching it weekly like some sort of medieval peasant. ’
‘ i’m in the wrong realm and i think everyone can tell. ’
‘ this might come as a shock but I’m Not Feelin too good my dudes. ’
‘ i’m alive, but only ironically. ’
‘ there she goes again being over dramatic and by she, i mean me. ’
‘ do you ever feel like have tried Too Hard to a friend and now you have become That Obnoxious Weirdo? ’
‘ lgbt: lasagna! garfield’s beloved treat. ’
‘ my favorite phrase in the english language is ‘i shit you not.’ ’
‘ i’m a real boring bitch! a snoozer! ’
‘ i honestly look so good lounging in an oversized t-shirt and no pants. when will someone experience the blessing of domestic living w/ me? ’
‘ you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly. ’
‘ you son of a mumford! ’
‘ hi, i’m here to ruin everything. ’
‘ you can tell a lot about a person by looking at their hands. for example, if it’s a skeleton hand then they’re dead. ’
‘ the year is 2020 and i am found guilty of treason against the united states for vague blogging that i hate someone and donald trump thought it was about him. ’
‘ everybody calm down, we’re going to be fine! :))) we’ve weathered worse than this! :) :) :) :) really all this panic just seems like a huge overreaction imho ’
‘ no beta readers. we publish our crap writing like men. ’
‘ i need $$$$$ not feelings. ’
‘ ‘idk imma see’ = i ain’t coming, never was coming, never considered it, never gave it a single thought, only remembered cause you asked again. ’
‘ oops, i don’t care lol ’
‘ why girls always crop the halo out of their selfies? stop being so modest. we know the truth. ’
‘ maurice, you’re not gonna fucking believe this, ’
‘ i always get told i look like a bitch bc i’m always glaring while i walk, but i’m not glaring, i’m squinting. i have sensitive eyes. they’re watering. ’
‘ concept: it’s 3 am. candle lit room. a record is spinning. you’re kissing me. we have no worries in the world. we’re warm and content. ’
‘ i need to go into the forest and scream for an hour and a half. ’
‘ pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars. ’
‘ life really isn’t what i expected it to be. less quicksand. almost no quicksand to be honest. lots of metaphorical quicksand tho. ’
‘ i have a question for u: like are u done… like is it over? ’
‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. ’
‘ we all have that one person who ruins your day by being alive. for me, it’s myself. ’
‘ whenever i see police i always try not to act suspicious and fail internally even though i never did anything wrong. ’
‘ new years resolution: less bitter, more glitter. ’
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