Bafook

I love funhaus and other junk

[raineymazecave]

well that just mackles my more

[mockwa]

[toastoat]

wahoo!! hell yeah!!!

[wordybee]

[animalsnaps]

“oh” actually means my heart just got ripped into a million pieces but i wont tell you because you wouldn’t care how i feel anyway, lol yeah

@therelatabletexts (via therelatabletexts)

[wavveybone]

80HD

[nathaniel5-deactivated20240708]

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

[ghost-phage]

That mood when ????? Shrug emoticon but less of a lopsided smile and more :/

[ghost-phage]

¯\_( :/ )_/¯

[with-seventeen-imagines]

simple things the signs need to hear

Aries: “I’m here for you”

Taurus: “Remember to smile”

Gemini: “You are beautiful”

Leo: “It’s okay to be upset”

Cancer: “I love you”

Virgo: “You make me happy”

Libra: “I trust you”

Scorpio: “I’m proud of you”

Sagittarius: “Thank you”

Capricorn: “I believe in you”

Aquarius: “You’re amazing”

Pisces: “Thing’s will be okay”

[operationadulthood]

me: please fall asleep I have to wake up early

my body: imm s o fkuchin s Orr;y sorry I didnt;; know I'm trasah I'm hte fuckgng s;;;o sso//rry,,,,,

me: become unconscious please

[catsbeaversandducks]

[nieyao]

“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone

[vault11overseer]

but is it really better than man door hand hook car door

[nieyao]

he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door

[deepbluesafety]

[lumicomet]

[muxbug-deactivated20220627-deac]

he is sold

[theweirdwideweb]

The Obamas read Where The Wild Things Are, Easter 2016

[alexistudies]

And people wonder why i love them

[thatsthat24]

I am going to miss them… So much…

[thisisntmycat]

[caringintensely]

Nurse Floofypants is our most requested OR nurse. She just puts the patients at ease somehow.

[operationadulthood]

someone: why do you add so many ellipses to everything

me: listen.......this is whats Fresh and Cool, my dude......this is whats in style, whats à la mode......

[weirdnessisgood]

[scab1-deactivated20170820]

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[kingsleyyy-deactivated20160914]

sometimes i wonder if this website is okay