You Can Count On Me To Misbehave

[[AU/Canon Larxene. Multship.]]

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[medecinfacilier]

          — { ♟ } You’re in the great city of New Orleans. And the Mississippi River is what I’m talkin’ about. It’s the river just outside, miss. Most beautiful sight t’see at night.

[opheliacnymph]

          — { ♟ } New Orleans. I see. Is it now? You know, I think I've probably seen more beautiful, but you can always prove it to me, if you've got the time. 

[medecinfacilier]

          — { ♟ } Why, thank you. I’m just blushin’ straight down to my ankles. And ain’t you just the prettiest thang this side o’ the Mississippi. 

[opheliacnymph]

    — { ♯ } I should hope you are. That was a real, live compliment. I don't know where Mississippi is, but I'm gonna have to say thank you. So, uh, where am I, exactly? 

[opheliacnymph]

medecinfacilier started following you

Well, aren't you just devilishly handsome. 

[opheliacnymph]

Second Date ;; freischutz--haarman + treacheryhatredviolence

[konigfreischutz]

> Grin at the touch. She seems to know exactly what she wants, and you like that in a partner.

"Couch is right there. My bedroom’s ‘round the corner, if you’re lookin’ for something a little more enclosed."

> Gesture in the direction you stated.

"My roomie’s out of the house for right now, either way."

[opheliacnymph]

"I think the couch is fine for right now.

>You know better than to do anything with someone who's high. It walks too close to a line you'll never cross. Plop down on the couch and stretch your legs out. It's not a bad place, honestly. You could get used to hanging out here after work. 

[opheliacnymph]

Second Date ;; freischutz--haarman + treacheryhatredviolence

[konigfreischutz]

"Come right in."

> Bow playfully, and move out from in front of the door.

[opheliacnymph]

>Slip in past him, brushing a hand across his thigh as you do so. 

"Nice place you have here, soldier. Anywhere a lady can sit down and relax? 

[opheliacnymph]

Second Date ;; freischutz--haarman + treacheryhatredviolence

[konigfreischutz]

> Take this time to tidy up, glad that Lucian is gone for a while. You’d like some alone time with your new girl. 

> Wait. Is she your girlfriend? You don’t know. Shrug and continue to pass time until she arrives. Answer the door. 

[opheliacnymph]

>Wink up at him. Best to start this off on the right foot. 

"May I come in?

>Know he'll let you in, but feel like being polite today. It's a rare occurrence, so you give in to the urge. After all, why not? 

[opheliacnymph]

--

Hiatus.

[designationjinx-deactivated2013]

Ask my character two personal questions. They will answer one.

[originalgrin-deactivated2014032]

[opheliacnymph]

Second Date ;; freischutz--haarman + treacheryhatredviolence

[konigfreischutz]

> Pump your fist in the air triumphantly, just once, when she says yes. Rattle off your address. 

There ya go.

> You’re going to have to clean up the place fast. And Febreeze the air, lest she be a stickler for drug laws.

[opheliacnymph]

I'll be there in a bit, then. 

>You hang up and go to take a shower. It's been something of a long day and you don't want to stink when you go over. After making a valiant attempt to scald your skin off, you get dressed and make your way over to his house. Knock. 

[opheliacnymph]

Second Date ;; freischutz--haarman + treacheryhatredviolence

[konigfreischutz]

> Come over? That would involve driving, which you know you aren’t safe for right now. Cross your fingers, and hope you don’t come off as a creep when you respond.

How about you come over here? I’m all for hangin’ out and shit, but… I can’t really leave my apartment.

[opheliacnymph]

>Consider hard for a long moment. You don't intend to go completely silent; it's merely a symptom of you thinking. 

...Yeah. Okay. 

>You'll bring a knife. Too many stories whispered amongst female students, and from your own friends have made you cautious. 

Can I get an address? 

[opheliacnymph]

Second Date;; Freischutz--Haarman

[konigfreischutz]

> Chuckle throatily, and shake your head, though she can’t see it. 

Nah, you didn’t wake me up. I was watchin’ TV.

> Nevermind that you were close to asleep.

[opheliacnymph]

So there must be another reason for the way you sound. But I guess that's none of my business. You want to come over?

>You're fairly certain he's safe right now. And if by any chance you're wrong, well...you keep Amadeo for a reason, and there's a taser in your bedside table. You are not an unprotected woman. 

[konigfreischutz]

Shut up.

"Yes ma’am," Brian teased lightly. With a wink, he wrapped an arm around her waist and yanked her forward, pressing their lips together firmly.

[opheliacnymph]

Lareina almost yelped when she was pulled forward, but the urge to do so faded quickly. Arms slipped up around Brian's neck. "I've been waiting for you to do that." 

[blameitonthewriter]

Do I make you nervous?

Do I make you sweat?

Do I make you quiver in fear and anticipation until you’re shaking so hard you can even speak?

Do I choke you out and bruise and beat you into submission with just words tangled into a web of confusion so thick that you can’t even think?

Do I make you blank so I can paint all over you and empty and fill you with everything new and exciting that you never knew about?

No?

Do you want me to?

[opheliacnymph]

Second Date;; Freischutz--Haarman

[konigfreischutz]

> The voice is unexpected, but in a good way. Grin and flop back on the couch.

Sparky. How ya doin’?

> In your fogged-up brain, you wonder briefly if she knows how she makes your head spin. Restrain yourself from saying it, because that would be awkward and dumb.

[opheliacnymph]

>Sprawl on your own couch, making yourself as comfortable as you can be with your dog taking up a side all to himself. Compromise with him and prop your feet on his back. 

Doing pretty well. How're you? You sound like I woke you up.

>Can't help but laugh at the idea of him scrambling to find his phone before it stops ringing, right after waking up. 

[opheliacnymph]

Second Date;; Freischutz--Haarman

[konigfreischutz]

> You’re sprawled on the couch, more than a little stoned, watching TV when the phone rings. Push through your haze and answer.

Yooo. What’s up?

> You think it must be Lucian, since he’s really the only person who calls you.

[opheliacnymph]

>You can't help but grin a little. Part of you hadn't expected him to answer. Most people can't handle you for very long. You're told it's because you're a very 'dynamic' person, although you know that's just polite-speak for 'you are too fucking crazy for me'. 

Hey, One-Eye. Been a bit. 

[opheliacnymph]

Second Date;; Freischutz--Haarman

>Your last date with the man had gone well enough that you were alright with a second one. More than alright, if you told the truth. He was intriguing, and unlike most men you'd dated, he didn't bore you. So, you picked up the phone and called Brian.