If im not playing dead what the hell is the point

Strange art and reblogs

[opossumtossin]

My boyfriend is so #homophobic

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He Can Tell That We're Oblivious, It's Addiction And Routine As Well.

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[talesfromtreatment]

Foiled!

Today I got to go on one of our runs to more rural shelters to help relieve overcrowding there. We ended up bringing back 21 kittens and 10 dogs. So fun day. But this morning, while I was getting stuff together in preparation for the 90 minute drive…. This happened.

Excuse you Tiniest Opossum, but you are NOT allowed to escape through the front bars of the cat carrier we were housing you in. I’m going to put you back.

“NO!”

I am going to catch you and put you back and you have no say in this matter.

“NO!”

Catching you and putting you back now.

“NOOOOOO!”

Aaaand back you go. Let go of the purple towel and go in the cardboard box.

“Noooooooooooo!”

[pir8grl]

Some days, I just need Tiniest Opossom.

[pir8grl]

It’s Tiniest Opossum time again.  

[opossumtossin]

It's me, I am the baby

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[lazorsandparadox]

I love that on mobile, instead of getting bigger, it just looks like the picture is getting progressively less blurry, as if youre experiencing this from the perspective of someone coming out of a coma

[lithiumbot]

I dreamt that there was a show called “Dadbeard the Pirate” which was about a middle-aged pirate captain who suddenly had to raise two daughters that he didnt know he had. 

One was the daughter of a noblewoman and was classically trained in swordfighting and sailing, the other was the daughter of a tavern wench and had a lot of practical experience around shipyards. 

Dadbeard himself was bewildered at his role as a father but supportive of his new family. Episodes focused on the castmembers learning how to get along with each other while engaging in typical pirate activities, I.E. attacking trade ships and searching for treasure.

Dadbeard’s signature move was sweeping his daughers up in a huge hug that lifted them off the ground. 

[animatedamerican]

I would watch the hell out of this.

[bedupolker]

living in a shrimp world

[opossumtossin]

My life

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Let's go outside

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[yeetskeetree]

We were shown these within a span of less than ten minutes.

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My last braincells trying to be coherent

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Her <3

[ohboyfelix]

do you ever have the sudden realization on how lonely you are and its just like

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