Opportunistic Opposum 42

[greatpretending]

A Real Yakuza cares for their Pokémon

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posted with permission from artist @Andrich_Galam on twitter

[opportunistic-opposum42]

A vampire who makes cat sounds has a much higher success rate at being allowed entry

[depsidase]

[buffalo-tracks]

Epstein accusers say they are compiling list of his associates

Victims of the disgraced financier give emotional accounts of abuse in a news conference on the steps of the US Capitol.

[cutekittenlady]

Gang we gotta come together to support and protect these women.

[strangestcase]

Geological horror. You find a geode and crack it open and the crystal lining its walls is human blood that can't be genetically matched to anyone. You find a human skeleton but every one of the bones is made from rock, a rock that you know can't be whittled into those shapes. You find layers of clay and loam that sport ancient fossils at the top and the still-rotting corpses of modern animals at the bottom.

[strangestcase]

When this hits 130k which it will soon I will make a YTP of this post

[daz4i]

[subeddiediaz]

He’s got those big wet eyes and you DONT wanna see him on his knees crying??

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[thebibliosphere]

It’s been over a decade, and I still think “I’m a lemon stealing whore” to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.

Which isn’t often, but it’s often enough.

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[aspiringbelle]

I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.

[the-haiku-bot]

I loathe my job and

need a new one. I need all

the help I can get.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

thinking about that gambling addict who made the most sophisticated bomb the fbi had come across (at the time) and put it in a casino as revenge and the fbi couldn't disarm it so they had to evacuate the area

[arielsojourner]

USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

[kasplode]

Organised by People’s Union, read more here:

Nationwide economic blackout on February 28: What to know about boycott

When Donald Trump reentered office, one of his first calls to action was to end several DEI initiatives in the federal government.

[orangeflavoryawp]

"The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them."

- Turkish Proverb

Okay, trees, I know it's hard to understand but those billionaires? That orange stain now in office? They're the axe, honey. They've always been the axe.

And we've never been anything but kindling to them.

[willgrahamscock]

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

[part-time-zombie]

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

[someones-here-for-sure]

Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?

[tinypaperwindmill]

i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they're all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we've truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.

[quarsonist]

i know, it's so annoying for everything to be paid nowadays, especially movies and tv shows. it would be perfect if i could watch them without getting infected by some virus or some shit. i'm fine with ads, they gotta run themselves somehow, but i want to watch stuff and .live! if they have to use different domains i'm okay with that too, because free media is .top dog either way.

[shadowsfavlatina]

for mobile users, it especially sucks, because you can't just use websites and you have to not only pay, but you have to download a billion apps just to find what the thing you wanna watch is on. it doesn't help that the streaming services take up...so much space. so much.

[abdalsalam2000]

The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people

[abdalsalam2000]

The joy is indescribable here all over the Gaza Strip. This thing seems like a literal miracle.

[abdalsalam2000]

Rafah crossing will be opened tomorrow, God willing. We need help, friends. Please donate.

[paparoach]

You know, instead of spending $10 on blazing posts no one will really care for, you can use that $10 and help 14 year old @ahmadwaleed555 regain funds for his campaign for his family.

He recently had to start a new one because the organizer did not maintain contact with him after 2 months.

As of writing this post, he has risen only $285 / $3,500 (short term goal). As you can see, this campaign is moving slowly.

He is vetted here. (#167)

These funds are used to purchase a new tent, and other supplies so they may get through the winter.

Donate to Help Gaza Families Secure Essential Needs, organized by Ahmad W

Dear Esteemed Donors, My name is Ahmad , and I am a 14-year-old resident of Khan Yo… Ahmad W needs your support for Help Gaza Families Secu

[southeastsappho]

Like I just had to become physically disabled. Like was being black, a woman, mentally ill, a lesbian and adopted not fucking ENOUGH. Like god couldn't be like I'll spare u this one time????????

[southeastsappho]

If you're able to help me not get evicted and turn my gas back on so I can cook and have hot showers again bc I keep having to take medical leave from my job which is abysmal pay here are my paylinks and side hustle of selling press on nails below:

zlle: [email protected]

vnmo: Serena-Manning

pypal: [email protected]

cshapp: $sailorsylvie

Kofi

My website where I sell handmade press on nails 💅

[southeastsappho]

After wtf happened last night y'all cannot in good conscience fuck over a disabled Black lesbian and her trans wife again. Please show up.

[southeastsappho]

This is urgent I'm $403 short on rent and if not paid by Sunday I'm homeless

[southeastsappho]

After wtf happened last night y'all cannot in good conscience fuck over a disabled Black lesbian and her trans wife again. Please show up.

[southeastsappho]

OCTOBER RENT COVERED!!! NOW NOVEMBER IS THE PRIORITY!!!! $17/900

[neechees]

what is the best popsicle flavor?

cherry 🍒

lemon 🍋

grape 🍇

Orange 🍊

I don't like popsicles

Voting ended onNov 14, 2024

Thank you for participating in the poll. Now I ask for your attention on a more serious matter.

Young Ibrahim is trying to escape Gaza. I know that, if you are American, you must feel powerless right now, or maybe you are not American and still feel powerless by the state of the world. but you can find more in your power by seeking and giving community to others. Ibrahim feels powerless too. You can give him hope and do your part in making his life a little easier with a simple reblog or a small donation.

Ibrahim is only a teenager, a tender age with so much going on! If you want to help, please reblog this and/or give a small donation to Ibrahim

Donate to Help Ibrahim's family escape the Gaza war, organized by Safaa Alanqar

Hello I am Ibrahim, 15 years old, I seek your help and assistance to save … Safaa Alanqar needs your support for Help Ibrahim's family e

[anneemay]

Tagging for reach

@jehadism @bilal-salah0 @heritageposts @annabelle--cane @a-shade-of-blue @meshugenist @90-ghost @iguanodonwildman @finalgirlabigailhobbs @sporesgalaxy @skipppppy @killyourhistory @killy @postanagramgenerator @tamarrud @yamada-ryo @chussy @t-800 @grahamkennedy @im-smart-i-swear @turtletoria @transformers4palestine @comrademango @kifaprokumiv @chingaderita @serial-unaliver @trans-girl-nausicaa @transmutationisms

[feluka]

please think of the disabled people of gaza. please think of the diabetic people of gaza. please think of the neurodivergent people of gaza. please think of those whose lives are relying on medicine that has either stopped coming in due to the blockade, or is available in such scarcity that its price has skyrocketed.

we're approaching winter. on top of the challenge of securing waterproof tents and sufficiently warm clothing, some diabetic people in gaza have stopped taking their insulin as they can no longer afford it. those who are able to acquire it for now know every shot may be their last.

[feluka]

mohammed @ahmed0khalil, only 19, has been injured with shrapnel in his leg.

his father is diabetic.

one of his younger siblings is blind, and another is autistic.

imagine that kind of pressure during a genocide.

Donate to Help Ahmed Khalil's family evacuate to safety, organized by Mohammed Khalil

Hello, among the hundreds of tragic stories, I am sharing my painful sto… Mohammed Khalil needs your support for Help Ahmed Khalil's family

the least we can do is shoulder some of the financial burden. don't forget about the disabled people of gaza.

vetted here