[nyctosaurid]

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

[mikaylauwu]

[confirmance]

glaxeon:

my dad asked me why i had 2 rewind n take a picture lmao he doesn’t understand…

[faggottt]

petition to make this happen

[tastefullyoffensive]

[weloveshortvideos]

[hyrude]

a waitress complimented my new shirt today and it took everything i had in me not to explain that it was the entirety of the bee movie script printed really really small

[thebootydiaries]

nice

[leightaylorwrites]

Why did I randomly remember this video

[leightaylorwrites]

guys watch this it’s hilarious

[leightaylorwrites]

I will not stop reblogging this until each and every one of you has seen it

[thatsthat24]

Makes so much sense that this kid is the voice of Finn from Adventure Time

[hahaveryfunny-deactivated202109]

straight boys be like

[ithinkthereforeiam99-deactivate]

[iamretrokid]

I HATE ALL YA’LLL 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[fka-dio-brando-deactivated20170]

Yall Going to hell lol

[oppsyoufoundmyblog]

my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it

[doublehoseven-deactivated201812]

[just-shower-thoughts]

There’s probably a janitor at Area 51 who’s seen everything.

[ms-moretz]

[msnichxxx]

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

[yaramcokderinden]

Make his dick hard not his life

[drinoo]

Break her bed not her heart

[shindysbaby]

play with her boobs not her feelings

[naastygyal]

Get on his dick not his nerves.

[allurice-deactivated20170412]

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

[directedbywongkarwai]

me: FUCK AUSTRALIA

(someone shouts from the back) YEAH BUT WHAT ABOUT UNTOUCHED BY THE VERONICAS ????????????

me: …………………………alright….you got it…….

[morefunthanb4]