These Things Happen

:|: Cliff. Seattle, WA. 23. Gay. NB. They/Them Follow my TikTok for jokes and makeup @andrea.donna

[oprah-winefreak]

E girl looks are basically just drag

[sult-en]

[beardedmrbean]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

She can’t be stopped

[chadchadington-deactivated20240]

[quizzical-is]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[labelleizzy]

My life is pretty good but definitely sharing this out for all my folks who might need it!

[inknopewetrust]

For everyone looking for a bit of good,

Manifest this shit. Spreading the love to each and every one of you. You deserve the good that comes.

[telltaletypist]

i'm psychic btw i saw all this coming i just didn't say anything

[telltaletypist]

i'm shy :/

[musterniillustrates]

[dovv]

[slipping-into-madness]

[teyrrorize]

This photo is from 2018 and instances from 2013 (in Arizona) also exist. But it wouldn’t be surprising if these were still going on and the fact they ever did is the point. This is fucked.

[funny-tik-toks]

[ebonykain]

This one needs to go right next to the Baltimore accent with the Aaron earns an iron urn.

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

In case anyone hasn't seen it

[fuckthisbjrdplease]

theres probably one for every accent gotta be honest.

including mine.

and yours.

[the-haiku-bot]

theres probably

one for every accent

gotta be honest.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[crazy-brazilian]

[j0rrated]

this is making me insane so bad i made a comparison video to show how every voice actor, regardless of the language, is doing a good job, except chris pratt

[januaryblight]

instead of pulling a morbius and not watching it at all, we should just hype the shit out of the other dubbed marios and leave the english vers in the dust

[inkthecryptid]

Chris Pratt is the only person not even trying, he’s actively trying to weigh this movie down like a titanium fucking anchor

[incel-rights-advocate-deactivat]

[clownboybebop]

kicked out of the bdsm scene for saying “you got it, boss!” in an old timey henchman voice whenever someone tells me what to do

[sexygaywizard]

Had a dream that tumblr came up with a new creature called Greachur and it looked like this

[friendlyneighborhoodmadbi-entist]

brother of the alot

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[cryptotheism]

you know you're like a parody of a far left anti science wokeite right

When you're around women do you say the word "wokeite" out loud to them? Do they just kinda go "haha yeah" and then feel kinda weirdly quiet for the rest of their time with you?