Oh would you look at the time.

Nathaniel | 22 | he/him

[deadeyesopened]

[captain-price-returns]

The death of credible government is darkly hilarious in a cosmic sort of way. Obviously, the FDA is useless now. Therefore, we must place our trust in more credible institutions, such as Taco Bell, which has been far more transparent and proactive in handling this parasite business.

[princess-valentineee]

Im crying

I dont know why this is so funny to me

[aninals]

just hallucinated only the bottom right panel and started giggling and decided i wanted to find the real thing to laugh about it again. and i couodnt so i had to go into my boyfriends dms and ask them if "do you have truckparts"

[grimoiremanifest]

gonna be so real i did not realize the bottom was about purchasing and shipping automobile parts. I thought they were straight up intending to kill and dismantle the UPS truck like some auto mechanic apex predator.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[that-house]

[skopostheorie]

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[merps]

[ID: Screenshot of a quote retweet with an affitional caption.

The original from "Socialist News Media" reads: "Under a Socialist mayor, New York City has reported its fewest shootings and murders in its recorded history. x.com/newswire"

The quote retweet by "PolitiBunny" reads: "The key word here is 'reported'."

The final caption reads: "Love the idea that murder victims' loved ones are simply not calling the police because they love Mamdani too much"

/End ID]

[carbon-ate]

[transjester64]

Adding this from the comments...

[dogpuppy]

[weepingchoir]

huh

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[animentality]

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]

[oneheadtoanother]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[nudityandnerdery]

From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....

"Hey, Gen Z, we're gonna relabel vacations into something else now and tell you how you really should be wary of taking vacation because it might impact your financial future."

This is a goddamn dystopia, we know this, right?

[rabid-transcendentalist]

[winteriine]

genuinely this reminds me of that one tumblr post about that cult indoctrination technique where they make unreasonable requests of you, and when you refuse, suddenly it’s YOUR fault for having a sense of self-care. it’s YOUR lack of commitment, YOUR lack of dedication — not the insane request of a company that does not actually care about you.

the idea that failure is an individual failing and not the oppressions of a broken system.

this is just flat-out manipulation. it really always has been, but this is the form it’s taking nowadays. crazy