its me ur brother

[butt-berry]

Out fishing with Blastoise

[unbotheredmuse]

[isthisthingstillonquestionmark]

I think this is the most iconic barbie doll and I think this is the only one.

[fake-geek-girl-616]

Oh shit, I actually own this! I love it so much, it's ridiculous.

[fake-geek-girl-616]

Even the box is cool. Neither my mom nor I are into Barbie, but we saw this and absolutely had to buy it.

[chessys]

what’s a good cutoff age for tumblr

no one should be on tumblr

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

big ben just fucking explodes

[honeyfawns]

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

[gorilllas-deactivated20130911]

Harry Styles and mick Jagger are the same age. Just let that sink in.

[cerael]

Harry is 19.

Mick Jagger is 69.

What?

[gorilllas-deactivated20130911]

don’t let the media fool u

[0512-97]

People don’t even know me fr & I will continue to not allow them to

[kibibarel]

oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime

[niacinamides-deactivated2020010]

je suis,…. how do u say it……….. ready 2 die

[howlpendraig]

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

[thebootydiaries]

Me in the Hunger Games: What's the wifi code for this arena?

[magescythe]

list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals

cleaning or wipe your bare feet

breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone

putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head

eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground

seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view

cupping your hands into running water to wash your face

the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present

when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that a fan drove three hours to deliver rapper, Boozie Badazz, a much needed dosage of insulin. She refused to accept payment and instead asked for just a photo. On her way home she stopped at a store, bought a scratch off ticket, and won $10,000. (x)

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

[chabbit]

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

[notsomerryerry]

@noelle217

[gale-gentlepenguin]

This is adorable

[arrghigiveup]

They just posted some more!

[source]

[kradeiz]

And some more!

[eeveelution-appreciation]

You forgot these!!!

[cubonepropoganda]

I’m disappointed that these were left out

[a-redharlequin]

SO MANY GOOD ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[rosecolouredheart]

Maybe my life wouldn't be better if I had magic powers but I'd at least have different, sexier problems.

[thebootydiaries]

me watching the olympics: where’s mario and sonic