Its Not A Threat Its A Warning

I am terrible at using this website theres a good chance I will offend many seasoned tumblr nerds. I post 99% random shit which probably only i would laugh at and NSFW shit so if your a lil babby look at your own risk.. Also im pretty addicted to pokemon and super smash right now so i will probably reblog the shiznit out of that.

[fakescience]

Why Did the Tyrannosaurus Rex Have Short Arms?

[gomezisabellas]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via bencjenkins)

[kennys-fried-chicken]

[refinery29]

Watch Millie Bobby Brown (aka Eleven from Stranger Things) explain how she learned what all that ‘80s tech is

It’s a strange new world for the 12-year-old actress who had never seen a record player before.

Gifs: The Late Show

[stuhiddlesarmitagepunkgates]

Shit I feel old

[the-artificem]

he looks so offended by his own clapback im crying

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

When you the master roaster but you in a professional setting but someone slip up and you instinctively fire on they ass

[moominoo-deactivated20180528]

[dimedog]

HERE COMES A SPECIAL BOY

[weirdoe-deactivated20230927]

This footage shows a humanoid-like entity attempting to crawl into the bed of this woman. The woman apparently said that she has been hearing noises in her bedroom at night for weeks so she set up a camera, and the footage she got is unexplainable. (x)

[hellyeacreepyshit]

Fuck no!

[herr-lucifer]

fuck that 

[optic-pharty-blog]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope

[horrorpunk]

[dirkgently-remade]

[justcatposts]

More animal vines here

[funnyordie]

Parenting Advice

[buzzfeedau]

YOU CAN TELL THAT ARNOLD IS WEARING PANTS NOW!

[suppermariobroth]

Croupier Luigi’s model from the casino minigames found in Super Mario 64 DS and New Super Mario Bros.

[funnyordie]

Rejected Kickstarters

These are important and demand every dollar you can spare.

[unclefather]

[ink-bird]

@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant

[randomdaisy]

OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”

this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.

the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that.

[cynicowl]

As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around

[suspiciouslyheterosexualbehavior]

are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut

[baggytrousers27]

*It is a water sausage.

[optic-pharty-blog]

Hay fever attack incoming