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[arandomthot]

Think they might be onto something here

[whiskeywhitemage]

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[uwutraman]

This is why people hate you peta

[unclefather]

the american government

[trjoel]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[greenteacology]

Why must I “make a hypothesis” and “have a real research question?” Is it not enough to be sexy and collect random data until I stumble across a discovery?

[xueyangapologist]

this post will float in front of my eyes as i die

[ephemeralhorror]

"if you could have any videogame ability what would it be?"

[aspectofachilles]

[orangehatposts-deactivated20220]

[gay-irl]

[hiscalifornia]

I feel this in my SOUL.

[epiphanies]

[20000deaths]

[tchaikovskaya]

people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude… ARE YOU OKAY

[winterswake]

💚🚼 Baby Yoda in THE MANDALORIAN ‘Sanctuary’ 💚🚼

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

[bob-belcher]

[felixferne]

it’s been literal weeks and i’ve only just realised this is meant to be read as “healthy burgers” and not “heal thy burgers”

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

#honestly without that caption i might never have figured it out

[anexperimentallife]

heal them

[illness-deactivated20180325]

fuck all the other bots this is by far the most ominous message i’ve received