Optimistically Apocalyptic

Oh boy, here we go again!

[abandonedandurbex]

Tower, Cherry Creek NV by Boyd and Evans [800x600]

[catgifcentral]

No, I Wasn’t Trying Anything

[optimisticallyapocalyptic]

Im alive. Computer took some damage and the keyboard broke.

[ohmy80s]

Big Trouble in Little China (1986)

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

[avogado6]

black

[arizonaranger]

god damn it,google translate

[shichimin]

思わず追っかけて道の駅？に入り撮らせて貰ったけど、、、

ナンコレ？アウディ？マジで？pic.twitter.com/dC47Qfnr6c

とったか@デイトナYZF-R6 75®️さんのツイート

[mintchocolatechimp]

Terrible reflexes.

[counterpunches]

#i love when cats get stuck man

[gilove2dance]

you broke them :P

[missanthropicprinciple]

Cat malfunction. 

[blacksalander]

Following up on the Western wizard concept

[prokopetz]

More dumb magic items for your D&D campaign:

A sword that inflicts emotional wounds

A hat that, when left alone with another hat, will mate and produce hybrid offspring

Negative gold pieces

A map that is the territory

Armour that becomes more effective the uglier the wearer

A living pocket-watch that never needs winding, but if you don’t feed it, it dies; it’s an obligate carnivore

Goggles that put censor bars over monsters of the Aberration type

An instructional tome in the secret language of ducks

A dagger that glows in the presence of one particular goblin

Angry shoes

[prokopetz]

A magnifying glass that interrogates unexamined assumptions

A quill and inkwell set that lets you write with perfect fluency, but only in languages you don’t understand

Clothing whose colour and pattern are literally impossible to describe

A magic potion that renders the imbiber both incredibly persuasive and extremely gullible

An actual key to your heart

[jaketheawful]

@astralforests @lungsie-ku

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

That last one- an actual key to your heart?

Yeah that’s just a knife.

[emotions-oper9r-deactivated2021]

@kasaron

[the-art-of-dieselpunk-war]

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

[theawesomeadventurer]

[abandonedandurbex]

Detroit in 2003 [1024×687][OS]

[brokehorrorfan]

Cartel 2045 will be released on VOD on May 1 via Uncork’d Entertainment. A new breed of drug war begins with the poster above and trailer below.

Genre favorite Danny Trejo (The Devil’s Rejects, Machete) stars in the sci-fi action film alongside Alexander P. Heartman, Brad Schmidt, and Blake Webb. It makes the feature debut of writer-director Chris Le.

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[optimisticallyapocalyptic]

I’d love to see a Battletech movie with Danny Trejo piloting an Atlas

[jollyhollya]

Bibbity bobbity boo!

I had my own fairy godmother this weekend at comic con. So magical.

[justhere4coffee]

I slowed the actual transformation down 200% so you can see just how brilliant it is… From the first sign of the ballgown to completely changed takes less than 3 seconds. That is some epic-level crafting.

[jollyhollya]

@justhere4coffee thank you! Wanted it to be as quick a transformation as possible!

[snoopingasusualisee]