Soltye

[dykieran]

semi-related and i do understand that the plagiarism was the main focus. but it does still boil my blood a bit that literally everyone seemed to just ignore the whole part of hbomberguy's video where he and kat were specifically calling out somerton for his misogyny, lesbophobia and biphobia. like idk. seems like something we should maybe have a chat about. why WAS this immensely popular gay youtuber able to spout such clearly bigoted rhetoric with little to no pushback. and why did everyone just keep blaming straight and bisexual women for everything and treating lesbians like a devilish hivemind who whine too much

[alreadysoltye]

i actually dont think that its the advertisers fault that every time you scroll past an ad it opens the app store or browser or whatever, im pretty sure its tumblr itself. manipulating click through rates so that advertisers dont realize how much we tune out ads on here

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[windynebula]

I'm gonna say something incredibly 30-year-old and I'm going to ask you to not judge me while I'm trying to be genuine and real. Okay? Here's my truth.

A piece of lettuce can really elevate a sandwich. The fresh crunch? Unrivaled. Peak. Poetic cinema.

[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

[alreadysoltye]

absolutely hate hate hate when ai generated pictures dont make any logical mistakes (too many fingers, stuff morphing into eachother, etc.) but you can still tell its ai. id genuinely rather be fooled by it than know its fake and not be able to articulate exactly why.

[plushcat42]

I’m gnawing on the bars of my enclosure waiting for an Iron Lung physical release

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

I forget to warn you my pussy is acidic and you put your fingers in and there's a sizzle and you pull them out to reveal two skeleton bone fingers like in a cartoon

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[javert]

"we didn't used to have data centers in the good old days of the internet"

Yes we did. they just weren't in the news and people who know nothing about computers and network infrastructure weren't discoursing about them.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I love The Good Place so much, it's a fantastic show, but I will never get over how one of the first things Michael says is "Every major religion guessed about five per cent right [about the afterlife]", citing Christians, Jews, Buddhists and Hindus as examples, and then presents an afterlife concept so Christian that I've met multiple real-life Christians who believe that that's how it works.

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[alreadysoltye]

i think its weird how the comeback of the term "woke" has shifted its meaning just slightly to be more about gay people rather than the black people who made the term

[alreadysoltye]

cannot like anything political on tumblr because everything is a package deal that will put terfy nonsense on your dash, yeah i think women are nice and sexism exists this does not mean that trans women are fucking evil incarnate what is your problem?????

[alreadysoltye]

"it's okay it's just on the internet, not in real life!" is the exact same to me as "it's okay its it's a joke!"

[alreadysoltye]

candy wife and k'nuckles in tomodachi life

im not so good with the facepaint but i really like them, so cute!!

[alreadysoltye]

i always knew i was stupid because when i was a kid i didnt realize spongebob was about fish and i just thought that those were weird looking people..... SQUIDward? mr KRABS? patrick STAR? PLANKTON? all human beings. did not connect to me. im so sorry stephen hillenburg....