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not aromantic but I believe in their beliefs.

"there's no platonic explanation for this" try harder bucko

love is a beautiful wonderful multifaceted nebulous thing that shouldn't be reduced to the strict bounds of Tier One: Romance and Tier Two: Friends. get weird with it. love your friends deeply, wildly, passionately and platonically. cowards

sevynchaos

📸 Automobile Club de Monaco

#just hanging out lol #he’s like the hang in there cat #sai55

fipindustries

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

mint-corset

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

such-justice-wow

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

lectorel

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

domina-honoribila

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

teaboot

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

pipermintz-deactivated20260402

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

eternalfarnham

I like this site. Y’all just shotgunning counterfactual timelines

swagmonster63

"brocedes 2.0!" you must not understand the gravity of the situation that was lewis hamilton and nico rosberg. you must not have heard the tales.

alexturntable

notjerma

La… dee dah dah… DAY?!

#aub im crying #htf

tedspankoffski

#I’m fucking sobbing why are theatre kids like this #ik kan ze eigenlijk niet uitstaan #op een goedemanier IK ZWEER #jonyrichter wtfff

maidenvault

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

mooncustafer

If the text says the curtains are blue you can argue about what that means; but if you’re going to claim they’re actually yellow you’d better have a really good argument.

xwilltruman

i know the curtains better than the author. thank you for coming to my ted talk

maidenvault

Fandom has such unresolved mommy/daddy issues about authors. If you apply a little reading comprehension skills to my original post you’ll see I didn’t say anything at all about the author. You guys always make “interpretation” about your beef with the author. You’re all obsessed with the author. This post is just about deciphering what is there in canon. Figuring out what is being communicated by the canon itself with all the words and images and basic formal elements that are there in canon. That’s all it’s about. It really doesn’t matter if the author intentionally put all those things there in a pattern that might support the idea that this one character’s queer. That’s not what this is about. What matters is if you can compellingly argue there’s a pattern of evidence there. Or not. Everyone is conspiring together to make me go insane still adding shit about authorial intent on my post.

#this took so many brain cells from me

halfwit-halfblood

Ok I've now seen it five times so here are some of my favourite Paul centric details from the West End run of The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals that aren't in the proshot. Not all of them are things that he does consistently, some I've only seen once or twice:

•When he goes to Beanies for the first time in the show, he would check his breath and fiddle with his cuffs while Emma argued with Nora

•After the Godspell jokes both he and Emma would realise how close they had gotten to one another and turn quickly away

•Mouthing Emma's name to himself in the mirror while he gets ready before Lah Dee Dah Dah Day

•Scrabbling for the phone during What Do You Want, Paul? when Mr Davidson wheels him around the desk (at one show he accidentally threw it half off the desk instead)

•Arguing with Pete and Eugene during Cup of Roasted Coffee while he tries to get Emma's attention. (Especially enjoyed him mouthing "It's me, Paul" as if she'd forgotten in the thirty whole seconds since they spoke last)

•Dyslexic Paul Matthews!!! Their whole back and forth of when they're going through the alleyways after escaping from Beanies. Shout out to the one show where Emma also said she wouldn't take advice from a man in a suit

•Shielding Emma and Bill with his arms outstretched during Show Me Your Hands

•When Emma grabs his knee during their heart-to-heart at Hidgens's house, he would unconsciously run his hand over the same spot afterwards

•Paul squaring up to Sam during Join Us And Die and immediately getting punched in the face

•The very whiny and pathetic 'what the fuck' he lets out while lying on the floor after Not Your Seed. (In the proshot you can see him mouthing the words but it's muted and I'm upset about it)

•Tilting Emma's face towards him when they're being circled by the military in America is Great Again

•Finger guns after the not-kiss

#I love you #jon and lauren were so paulkins pilled for this one and I love that for them lol #tgwdlm #htf