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[the-worms-in-your-bones]

[oran-je]

since Paul is canonically drinking straight vodka in this, there has to be an alternate universe where he experiences the rest of the show HAMMERED.

[lerios]

rip doctor who and in the words of the great irving braxiatel: long live irving braxiatel

[carlandoliveson]

gpda director and the first lady!!

[carlandoliveson]

[versainzscrapbook]

Carlos is the mom chilling with his bestie and Ollie is his toddler that won't let him be 😭 cause he wants to show him something

[palalabu]

So true, bestie. Lando made sure hubby could return to the pitlane

[jackwhiteprophetic]

a fanfic where buddie are on a roadtrip and get lowkey hatecrimed after arguing like a married couple and then they are run off the road and crash and eddie wakes up alone in hospital and is again lowkey hatecrimed by the local sheriff who accuses him of spousal murder and then eddie proceeds to escape hospital and ride on a horse and hold someone at gunpoint screaming for buck and oh no wait it's an actual episode of 911 that they wrote and filmed and edited and released

[lixel-5]

yeah you’re right i should just *remembers that suicide jokes worsen the suicidal ideation* go to the meeting room. perhaps i had simply missed a memo.

[roses-field]

bitches want my bucket

[578memorylane]

SURPRISE NERDS /affectionate

CHAPTER FOUR OF DRESS REHEARSAL IS OUT NOW BECAUSE I'M TOO IMPATIENT TO WAIT UNTIL FRIDAY (AND ALSO BECAUSE I WANT TO CLEAR MY PLATE BEFORE I PLAY DELTARUNE)

Uh - do not take this as anything indicative of a schedule, though. I am indeed writing ahead of what I'm editing, but things will inevitably (heh) slow down...probably around the time that Artfight starts.

You don't get a big quote for this one. You're just gonna have to read it for yourself and see what happens. Smiles and flutters my eyelashes at you. It'll be fun. Maybe. Not for Paul though. But you already knew that.

“Hell, you’re easier to rile than a pack of squirrels, aren’t you? I’m only here to talk. To be more specific, I wanted to finish our earlier conversation.” “Which, uh, which part?” “The part about the meteor,” Wiley says, and there’s a dangerous glint in his eye. The air stills.

(Summary here.)

[ripfranzkafka]

please. he really didn't want to shoot you 😔

[mr-wellick]

saw this format and immediately had to make it with them :)

[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

[flannelgirlfriend]

I love this post so much my friend put it on my 30th birthday cake

[578memorylane]

Chapter 3 of Dress Rehearsal is out! Yippee yippee yippee!!!!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

“Emma, I think I just lost my job.” Paul whimpers to the barista behind the Beanie’s front counter. She sizes him up, checks the (thankfully nonexistent) line behind him, and smirks. “Well, if Paul Matthews, the proudest corporate suit in all of Hatchetfield, really lost his job,” Emma snarks, “then hell has frozen over and the economy is fucked.”

Would you like some Paulkins with your horrible existential dread?

(Summary here.)

[oran-je]

new ship trope just dropped, normal girl x manic spinning ballerina boy

[bl0ss0m28]

I love that Paul is somehow both the most boring man in hatchetfield and also the pined after

Emma, Pokey, Melissa, McNamara lowk Bill & Ted

Everyone wants a piece of that geek