a non-comprehensive list of things wonder woman has canonically done
aka why you should read the comics if you haven’t already
snuck out of themyscira when she was 15 and ended up having a dance-off on Dance Dance Retribution
started a band named Bullets and Bracelets
punched a man for 10 million dollars and used the money to help low-income daycare centers
suggested people try craiglist if they’re too poor to afford being punched by her
got down on her hands and knees to stick her tongue out at a lizzard
makes mistakes in english when she’s upset/worried because it’s not her first language never have i felt so identified with anything, ever
“it was not for you, steven. it was because i must.”
officiated several gay weddings
made ‘kal-el’ the word for brother in themysciran after superman confessed he was lonely growing up
bought lois lane a drink after she helped her defeat some aliens by throwing dirt at them it was a very gay issue i gotta say
“… is very sugar” was her reaction to coca cola
wore a hijab while helping with a flood in the punjab
refused to ally herself with any government, repeatedly
“the lasso compels truth, but it can’t stop mansplaining”
feel free to add because this woman is fucking golden