[valtsv]

[deadryn]

[ash-and-starlight-deact]

milfs…,, milves,

[capitalism-and-analytics]

[grossxing]

[gayvampyr]

you’re in a State of depression

[charlesoberonn]

[writing-prompt-s]

You are a supervillain who has just captured your rival’s child. Rather than being afraid, they’re begging you to let them stay.

[wingedcat13]

Frankly, you’d known those idiots had had a kid for years now. You’d pretended not to, because while you’d committed a lot of atrocities in your life, you weren’t willing to face the moral quandary of whether you would knowingly kill a child just to spite its parents.

They probably thought they were being clever though, what with the blaming you for an injury you knew damn well you’d never given keeping one of them out of commission for a few months, then references to what they would ‘leave behind’ or ‘could not follow’ when in the latest death trap. One of them had accidentally pulled a pacifier out of their utility belt once, and tried to pass it off as being prepared for any young children they came across while rescuing.

Idiots.

Still, you had standards. Standards that fell somewhere past war crimes and before common decency, but they were standards.

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[fishmotif]

imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by stevie nicks playing in the background 

[radicalposture]

today on ‘things in cowboy bebop that make me absolutely lose my mind’

[renamon]

wasn’t there an anime or manga that did a character popularity poll and in it, some girl got a top spot right alongside the car that ran her over? Like, the car itself received enough popular votes to actually break top 10 or something?

I want to read that manga where the whole readership decided to clown that hard on the publishers/author.

[uss-edsall]

Chainsaw Man

[renamon]

oh my god she didn’t even beat the car

[catchymemes]

[atlinmerrick]

(Will never not reblog this beauty. What genius.)

[windmill-ghost]

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

[windmill-ghost]

this page, in isolation, is possibly the funniest thing i have seen in any manga

[normal-horoscopes]

The internet is made of four cardinal elements:

- Images

- Emails

- Posts

- You <3

[aliee80]

- Sonic Porn

[bentrollio]

Do I get bitches? Idk, do I own a cat shaped charcuterie board with mouse cheese knife?

[ramtiger]

[bentrollio]

post CANCELLED everyone GET OUT

[bentrollio]

IM BEING CRUCIFIED LIKE CHRIST

[funnytwittertweets]

[the--evil-lesbian]

I like that this insinuates that youre not killing spiderman, just gently scooping him up to be gently shaken to the ground outside

[omghotmemes]

AND DON’T COME BACK.

[podcastwizard]

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and

[podcastwizard]

this was the funniest tag the rest of you can go home

[everythingfox]

Whisking whisker

(via)

[beardedmrbean]