Jaze- Aristocratic Tiefling bard
Dizapointed- Human fighter
Xanthe- Our missing Eladrin rogue
We’re following a trail of blood in a cave on a search to find our fourth teammate. Our bard had to guide our human, the only one without dark vision (he had already fallen into a hole earlier.)
The bard is just pinching his sleeve to guide him haphazardly
Sorcerer: I’d think you would hoist him over your shoulder or something
Bard: I’ll drag him by the shirt, but that’s it. I don’t want to touch the filthy commoner any more than I have to.
Fighter: I can’t help it if I can’t see!
[after a few failed rolls to stop him from running into walls]
Fighter: Just yeet me on your shoulder! It’ll be easier and I’ll stop running into things
Bard: Y’know what? I have a better idea
Bard, ooc: I’m just going to yeet him ahead of me so I don’t have to touch him
DM: *sighs* Roll for strength
He then threw the fighter ahead of us, but instead of landing, we heard him screaming and cursing. The yelling faded, and we concluded him that he had been yeeted straight into a hole.
Sorcerer: Well that’s unfortunate.
Bard: *shrugs* Let the commoner shed his blood in place of ours.
Sorcerer, ooc: I’m gonna yeet myself in the hole as well
DM: *sighs harder* roll for acrobatics
[she makes it to the bottom, but falls on her butt]
DM: Will Jaze also yeet himself into the hole?
Bard, ooc: Well actually, Jaze is a pretty level headed dude, so he’s gonna make an investigation roll before he does that to make sure it’s safe.
Fighter ooc, who had taken 11 damage from the fall: You couldn’t have done that before throwing me???
Bard, ooc: Well I didn’t care about what happened to you, so no, I couldn’t have
[proceeds to roll a 17 investigation and a 18 acrobatics, safely making it down the hole]
At the bottom, the bard finds the fighter unconscious and wakes him up
Bard: What’s up, peasant? How was your trip?
Fighter: I didn’t trip, you tHREW ME IN A HOLE
(title is from a little later, when the bard was debating whether or not he should yeet the fighter off a bridge)
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