[thickness-protection-program]

Yall: "occasionally nsfw"

First 10 pics on y'alls blog:

[thundergrace]

This question.

Which led to someone clipping this shockingly well-fitting Megan Thee Stallion performance of "Body" with "Water Under the Bridge" over it.

Which led to....

[izbomlas]

[self-loving-vampire]

They really should teach people how to cook in school.

[octopuscato]

This was physically painful to watch.

[marisatomay]

it’s 2am and i’m in hysterics over this tiktok

[previoustags]

[shygaetano]

hoooo

BITCH

yeayus

[susiethemoderator]

the comedic irony of her saying “i’m about to do something extra” looking the way she already does 💀

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[funkyness]

he can't drink that. he has a mask on. he did it for the aesthetic and the aesthetic only. king.

[shutyourmoustache]

🐝 get jet-lagged. I repeat: bees get jet-lagged.

[yonkou]

[everythingfox]

wimdy

[questersrest]

[homomedia]

More Lil Nas X birthday tweets

🤠👏🏽🥳

[luz-natural]

@elviszamsan

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[batferret]

[dovv]