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[pooh-and-friends]

RARE PICTURES OF EEYORE SMILING

[castielsteenwolf]

Good post OP

[iwouldliketobutteryourmuffins]

reblog for good luck and happiness

[bitchycode]

[little-vvitch]

this is the 2016 apology post. reblog in 45 seconds and 2016 will apologize to you in the form of money.

[stephenraygarza]

not risking it.

[autumntipsy]

Not even scrolling past it

[thoteisha]

I deserve an apology smh

[mylittlesanity]

i was gonna scroll past once i saw 2016 but then i read it lol

[pepperstrawberry]

The trouble is we need more then just 2016 to apologize.

It would be a nice start though

[orbitsicheng]

all atinys kno how to post is smut im TIRED of it i just wann kno how it’s like to cuddle w seonghwa

[nctream]

this is the most embarrassing thing i have ever done, but i am on my knees and i need your help.

most of you who follow me probably know him:

this is sirio, my dog and he needs a surgery. today i went to the clinic and they said he needs three surgeries as soon as possible, otherwise he might not be able to live.

now, i know he's nine years old, so not the youngest dog in the world, but i really don't want to lose him so soon.

i don't even want to bring my life's problems up right now, but it sucks that he's always been there for me and i can't do the same.

the surgeries together are around 1200€, which are money i don't have (i will repost this blog with the certificates as soon as the doctor sends it to me). my mother has been begging my grandma to lend us some money, but she lives alone, it's basically impossible for her to give us anything.

i turned eighteen in august and have been trying to find a job that pays me ever since, but im on my last year of high school, so nobody is willing to make me work just in the afternoon.

i am begging everyone, please help me — or at least help sirio. i may lose followers because of this, but sirio doesn't have time and i'm out of money.

i spent all the money that i received for my eighteenth year for his medications and medical examinations.

i'm not asking for 1200€, but i need at least 700€ to pay the first part of the surgery, please. even 1€ will make the difference, i'm sure so please, please, please.

this is my paypal

i'm begging you — i don't even care for me, just do it for sirio, please please !

please reblog and spread this, thank you

[queerspoons]

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

[longlostwaywardsister]

[tissuepaper-castlepaper-caddy]

Anyone who doesnt reblog this is immediately sentenced to eternal damnation

[queenstylinsxn]

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

[corsolanite]

Pikachu would like your credit card details.

[caveisgettingdeleted-deactivate]

he can have them

[coat]

K post them

[peacefulmoonflower]

📷Boyfriend! Sicheng Instagram au📷

[musicbasedmind]

reblog if you’re a safe place for:

lesbian

gay

bisexual

transgender

queer

pansexual

demisexual

ace

hopeless romantics

cis-men

cis-women

non binary folks

the whole spectrum etc…

follow everyone who reblogs ;)

[almndmilknhoney-deactivated2023]

It would be 200% hypocritical if I didn’t reblog

[kookies-n-key]

SM better give him the world right this second or someone’s getting their ass kicked.

[sichengjpeg]

WINWIN  |  Take Off  ✈️

[orbitsicheng]

HES SO HOT

[365nct]

kun: ten, why is there a green bird knocking on our door?

ten: *rapidly locking the windows* i didn’t finish today’s duolingo lesson

[orbitsicheng]

me outside every single nct venue

[orbitsicheng]

if this gets 1000 notes i will scream this at the chicago show

[99core]

lmao why make the concept of a Worldwide Infinite boy group if youre going to focus on 10/21 of them

[99core]

LMAO i really said 10/21 i meant 9/21 we all know sm doesn’t give a rat’s ass abt sicheng

[garflover]

197

[hadoukener]

[harpomarxs]

• Use the hand you write with.

• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.

• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.

• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.

[asinheavenasinhell-deactivated2]

Useful information, esp. if you haven’t taken self defense.

[fatallyblonde]

I reblogged this once before to add this and I’ll do it again…

keep your wrist straight.

You can also risk breaking your wrist if you allow it to bend.  I actually can’t believe this isn’t in there.

[fullofbeansandspunk]

Other good pointers:

if your attacker is male, go for his junk - especially if he’s wearing loose pants. There’s no sportsmanship when it comes to assault so fuck them balls UP

punching pretty much ANYWHERE in the face is going to actually hurt you a LOT (just think - you’re punching your bones into their bones and ow). If you’re going for the face, my suggestion is to strick upwards with your palm.

see that meaty portion highlighted in red? There’s a lot of muscle and fat right there which makes it excellent for striking. Hold your hand as shown and aim for the nose or chin (though I’ve been told in extreme circumstances, doing this to the nose can be fatal but I’ve never really heard if this is true or not) and just aim upwards

other delicate areas: 

the shin (hurts like a bitch if you kick it right - also, you can hit this spot if you’re being held in a choke-hold and if your attacker has to move in order to stop you from kicking him, he’ll have to angle his body so as to expose his stomach and crotch to the wild spastic jabbings of your elbows)

the solar plexus (either jab while holding your hand in a sort of spear position or use your elbows - unless you’re super strong, your punch probably won’t wind your attacker. Your elbow or a spear hand will, however)

Originally in (most) martial arts, you hit the solar plexus because it supposedly contained an important chakra. Now we know that it actually also contains like a bunch of necessary organs that are exposed just below your ribs and is also (roughly) where your diaphragm lives so getting punched there is not pleasant.

the clavicle (from experience, getting hit in your clavicle HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. If you strike downwards with your knuckles, the person might just cry. Like I did.)

the ear (this is probably the best place to punch besides the throat. It’s all cartilage so it probably won’t hurt you all that much and most people will be like “DUDE YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE EAR WHAT THE HELL”)

the kidneys (this is harder to hit without training but if you somehow get your attacker’s back to face you, try to hit’em in the kidneys. Again, from experience, this FUCKING HURTS. You can’t really hit the kidneys from the front with any effect but from the back it is super painful)

if you’re held in a choke-hold, try turning your head so the forearm isn’t pressed into your throat. If you can position yourself right, you can sort of force your chin into the crook of the elbow, making you able to still receive (limited) oxygen and provide time for you to kick some shins or elbow some spleens and shit

[nautilidi-deactivated20130605]

-Also, remember that a guy’s junk is not an off-button. Don’t think that you can rely on a swift kick to the balls to immediately incapacitate him in an emergency. Adrenaline and anger can keep somebody going for a long time even through extreme pain, and if you expect to end a fight with a single groin-attack you might be caught off-guard when he doesn’t drop. Certainly go for it if you get the chance, but keep hitting him until the fight is over.

-Draw blood if you can, especially if you can draw it from the face or the eyes. Blood in the eyes is not just a good way to impair your attacker’s vision, it’s also a really good way to freak them out and let them know that they might be getting more than they bargained for by picking a fight with you.

-Elbows and knees are really powerful weapons. Elbows are very sharp and very strong and if you are in close-range they are often more effective than trying to throw a punch. 

-Yelling and shouting makes you scary. 

[ramblinprose]

Nothing much to add to this, it’s pretty much all there. So. Reblog. Oh, also, it’s really easy to break a nose - go for the eyes too. All it takes to avoid a shot to the throat is tucking your chin. Also, that part about the ear - don’t punch. An open hand over the ear hurts a lot.

[theawesomeadventurer]

Tumblr teaching me how to fuck a bitch up

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Also if you fuck up their face it’ll be easier for police to identify the attacker.

If someone gets you from behind and you cant punch them, go for the underside of the upper-arm. A bad pinch there is legit so painful because that skin is super sensitive. Also this cant be stressed enough, if the attacker is a guy then fucking rip his junk off.

[milkfond]

When throwing a punch:

[dynamic-ideation]

reblog to save a fuckin life

[someprickontheinternet-blog]

Always reblog

[viostormcaller]

Writing a fight scene so this is very very useful right now

[the-lonely-angel]

Thinking of taking self defense so this might be useful

[tinyryder]

Actually you can kick anyone in the junk. Vaginas have tons of nerve endings, which means lots of pleasure or pain depending on what you’re doing. Objectively it may not hurt as much as a kick in the balls but no one can really know for sure. And people might have different levels of pain sensitivity so it’s worth a shot