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cute halloween stuff?
i don’t… know if this counts but here you go!
also Summer..
Gaze your eyes upon perfection
Grandpa, carry me!
Уууутя-путя ОН ХОЧЕТ НА РУУУЧЬКИ - А НУ БЕРИ ЕГО!!! >:((((
• Use the hand you write with.
• Make a fist with your thumb outside, not tucked inside. If it’s tucked inside your fist, when you punch someone, you might break your thumb. The thumb goes across your fingers, not on the side.
• Don’t be like in the movies—don’t aim for the face. Face punches don’t usually stop people, and you can miss when they duck their head or break your hand on their jaw. If you want to get away quickly, or end a fight, aim for the chest, or the ribs. If you really want to do some damage, e.g., you’re being attacked, aim for the throat, which will make it hard for your attacker to breathe for a hot minute.
• When you punch, you want to aim and hit with your first two knuckles. Not the flats of your fingers, and not your ring or pinky knuckles, which can break more easily. You can use your weight, if you’re on your feet, to add wallop, and spring into a punch with your feet and torso.
Useful information, esp. if you haven’t taken self defense.
I reblogged this once before to add this and I’ll do it again…
keep your wrist straight.
You can also risk breaking your wrist if you allow it to bend. I actually can’t believe this isn’t in there.
Other good pointers:
if your attacker is male, go for his junk - especially if he’s wearing loose pants. There’s no sportsmanship when it comes to assault so fuck them balls UP
punching pretty much ANYWHERE in the face is going to actually hurt you a LOT (just think - you’re punching your bones into their bones and ow). If you’re going for the face, my suggestion is to strick upwards with your palm.
see that meaty portion highlighted in red? There’s a lot of muscle and fat right there which makes it excellent for striking. Hold your hand as shown and aim for the nose or chin (though I’ve been told in extreme circumstances, doing this to the nose can be fatal but I’ve never really heard if this is true or not) and just aim upwards
other delicate areas:
the shin (hurts like a bitch if you kick it right - also, you can hit this spot if you’re being held in a choke-hold and if your attacker has to move in order to stop you from kicking him, he’ll have to angle his body so as to expose his stomach and crotch to the wild spastic jabbings of your elbows)
the solar plexus (either jab while holding your hand in a sort of spear position or use your elbows - unless you’re super strong, your punch probably won’t wind your attacker. Your elbow or a spear hand will, however)
Originally in (most) martial arts, you hit the solar plexus because it supposedly contained an important chakra. Now we know that it actually also contains like a bunch of necessary organs that are exposed just below your ribs and is also (roughly) where your diaphragm lives so getting punched there is not pleasant.
the clavicle (from experience, getting hit in your clavicle HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. If you strike downwards with your knuckles, the person might just cry. Like I did.)
the ear (this is probably the best place to punch besides the throat. It’s all cartilage so it probably won’t hurt you all that much and most people will be like “DUDE YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE EAR WHAT THE HELL”)
the kidneys (this is harder to hit without training but if you somehow get your attacker’s back to face you, try to hit’em in the kidneys. Again, from experience, this FUCKING HURTS. You can’t really hit the kidneys from the front with any effect but from the back it is super painful)
if you’re held in a choke-hold, try turning your head so the forearm isn’t pressed into your throat. If you can position yourself right, you can sort of force your chin into the crook of the elbow, making you able to still receive (limited) oxygen and provide time for you to kick some shins or elbow some spleens and shit
-Also, remember that a guy’s junk is not an off-button. Don’t think that you can rely on a swift kick to the balls to immediately incapacitate him in an emergency. Adrenaline and anger can keep somebody going for a long time even through extreme pain, and if you expect to end a fight with a single groin-attack you might be caught off-guard when he doesn’t drop. Certainly go for it if you get the chance, but keep hitting him until the fight is over.
-Draw blood if you can, especially if you can draw it from the face or the eyes. Blood in the eyes is not just a good way to impair your attacker’s vision, it’s also a really good way to freak them out and let them know that they might be getting more than they bargained for by picking a fight with you.
-Elbows and knees are really powerful weapons. Elbows are very sharp and very strong and if you are in close-range they are often more effective than trying to throw a punch.
-Yelling and shouting makes you scary.
Nothing much to add to this, it’s pretty much all there. So. Reblog. Oh, also, it’s really easy to break a nose - go for the eyes too. All it takes to avoid a shot to the throat is tucking your chin. Also, that part about the ear - don’t punch. An open hand over the ear hurts a lot.
Tumblr teaching me how to fuck a bitch up
Also if you fuck up their face it’ll be easier for police to identify the attacker.
If someone gets you from behind and you cant punch them, go for the underside of the upper-arm. A bad pinch there is legit so painful because that skin is super sensitive. Also this cant be stressed enough, if the attacker is a guy then fucking rip his junk off.
When throwing a punch:
reblog to save a fuckin life
Always reblog
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Look at how well drawn this one is!
Some new buddy of mine requested a hearty reunion between scientist Mort and his long lost Rick. The shit I'll need to do to make up for all this sappiness to keep it balanced...
Just a little warm up to get the rust out
I love seeing another RnM artist! I adore your work! Fucking amazing! Keep up with the good shit! 👌
What the heck,where are all these nice people keep coming from thank you so so much <8′0
YOUR ART GIVES ME LIIIIFE!!! ❤❤ BLESS.
Whoa!! R-really? Thank you so much,my man!
SAPPY SAPPY DISGUSTING EW FEELINGS GET 'EM OFF ME GET 'EM OFF ME GET 'EM OFF ME
Dodl of Mort I swear the content will get better with digital art and shit plis bare with me for a miracle
Rick had a really bad coughing fit,Morty is concerned his days are coming to an end unaware that he came in just when grandpa had toked up some haaaarsh grass,sooooon
Testing out some things, trying to improve my animation skills.
(still a bit to work on but I can’t look at it anymore :P)
This is amazing! So smooth and perfectly looped! Now I can look at my two favorite sons getting the hell out of here when I feel not settled with a current situation or location! Bless you,beautiful @thetamorph
Ahahaha, I just found your comic with a scene from "Ivan Vasilievich is changes profession" It's amazing! Really in Rick's style. I'm Russian, so it's doubly funny for me :D Have you watched "Операция Ы и другие приключения Шурика"? Also very funny Russian movie :) I think you'll find there more ideas for comics ;)
Holy crap. Wasn’t expecting anyone who knows these to come to my page so soon oh wow,nice to hear from you,fam! :D Yeah,I’ve seen "Операция Ы и другие приключения Шурика" ! Oldies but goldies. Man I’m old- [cough] It’s been such a long time since I’ve seen those though,I don’t remember any of striking scenes,but when I’ll rewatch those one day,might take something! Right now I’m trying to be a little more original though so these “redraws” come by accident when I see something that’s calling to me and “I just GOTTA”. Thanks for the suggestions though,appreciate ‘em! : )
*sticks out of piles of files having rummaged for hours* Found it! My first Rick and Morty art... I cried at this scene for a very long time? I also had it paused cause I had a feeling someshit like what happened will happen so I MILKED THAT MOMENT ALL THE WAY QuQ
Hello. Look at these Rick and Morty. I wonder why Morty is so sangery...