Kat's World

|| Katarina || ♀ || 18 || Chicago || ENFJ || || Sagittarius || Welcome to my wonderful little world! I blog a little bit of everything!

[hamotzi]

the crew 🍌🌶❄️

[thekrissychula]

[tchaikovsgay]

Why are customers stupid as fuck

[tchaikovsgay]

“Does the decaf coffee have caffeine?” What the fuck do you think!

[tchaikovsgay]

“Can I get a bacon sandwich”

“Which one sir? We have three of them”

“The one with the bacon on it”

[tchaikovsgay]

Hi my name is Customer McDumbass and I ordered six frappaccinos, all different, during a rush right before my flight is supposed to board and I’m mad my drinks aren’t done yet!

[key--lime--pie]

Um. Decaf has caffeine. Chemically decaffeinated somewhat less so than Swiss water process decaf, but it still has enough to fuck with particularly sensitive people.

[tchaikovsgay]

I mentioned this in the replies but the customer asked because they wanted the coffee with the MOST caffeine and thought decaf was that. It was genuinely stupid I promise

[gamedevgirlie]

Me: “I have a small cappuccino for Caitlin!”

Customer: “What? But I ordered a large Americano!”

Me: “What’s your name?”

Customer: “Laurie”

[tchaikovsgay]

I have customers walk away with the wrong drink so often because of that constantly. Like ma’am, you ordered a large frap. Does this medium hot cup really seem like it’s the right beverage for you???????

[fourthingsandawizard]

“And WHY exactly can’t I use my coupon?”

“…because your coupon is for a regular priced item, and your item is on sale.”

“Well, how was I supposed to KNOW it was on sale?”

“Well, ma'am, there was a sign right above it on the shelf–”

“I came in here to SHOP, not to READ.”

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

Dude I have people with bones coming out of their body asking me if I think it’s an emergency and if they should go to the hospital or wait till it gets better. Like humans are just plain stupid

[therealjaesepticeye]

WHY CANT I USE MY COUPON TWICE???

[egotisticalfloof]

“Where are my vouchers? I was told I would get them!”

“No sir, you took out business with us two months before the voucher offer started.”

“So I’m going to get my vouchers?”

“No sir, because you started business with us before the offer began.”

“I want my vouchers!”

“You aren’t eligible for any voucher sir.”

“This is ridiculous! I was told I would get vouchers.”

“Actually sir we’ve listened to all the calls, and no one mentioned the vouchers to you.”

“…So when will I get my vouchers?”

[spibbyy]

B o I

[britinboots]

[fiddler-unroofed]

Reblogging for the comic

[metrophobic]

That “grabbing the obviously wrong drink” thing pissed me off so much when I was a barista. It really made me lose faith in humanity’s intelligence.

[tchaikovsgay]

Yesterday a woman who ordered a mocha grabbed someone else’s chai, despite names being announced and written on cups, drank half of it, then returned it and yelled at me because it wasn’t her drink. Customers really are that stupid

[anxiousyetepic]

Oh my gd. SO MANY people just somehow didn’t see the “emergency exit only” and “alarm will sound if you cross this line” signs in front of one door at the Perot that security literally had to turn off the proximity alarms. Also, a favorite of mine: lady got frustrated at the automated ticketing kiosk because she couldn’t figure out what to hit to continue her purchase because “checking out is what you do when you leave, why would I press that.”

[onlyblackgirl]

Customer: I want a steamed milk with espresso shot.

Me: ok what size did you want that latte?

Customer: i don’t want a latte I want hot milk with espresso shots!

Me:…ma’am that is what a latte is…

Customer: no it isn’t. I don’t want a latte.

Me:………………..

[black-geek-supremacy]

OMGGGG @dynastylnoire

[dynastylnoire]

::cashiering at a retailer that had several hacks of customer info and identity theft that made International news::

Customers : I don’t have my store card. Can you look up my info for the card discount?

Me: I’m sorry, we don’t the abilty to access that information.

Customers: That doesn’t make sense. Why not?

Me :: stares into the security camera like Jim from The Office::

[retail-therapist]

It’s crazy to think that these barely functioning people we come across daily have jobs/ careers & are a lot of times the head of their families.

[phoukanamedpookie]

I’m bout to put basic literacy and listening skills on my resume. For real.

[turing-tested]

if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

[turing-tested]

i don’t remember making this post

[dragontatoes]

you made the claim and then you proved it

[armandyke]

Reasons straight girls need to stop calling their female friends “girlfriends”:

- The word “friend” already exists and is gender neutral you don’t need another word for friends of the same gender

- I’m gay and confused

- That’s it

[lizzieunfortunatelynotbennet]

“I m gay and confused” is probably my new life motto

[reallytinylaura]

Once a co-worker of mine confused the crap out of me by asking how my girlfriend was and I’m like “….fine?” and then she’s like “oh so is she home from the hospital?” I realized she was taking about my friend who was in a car accident a week earlier.

Stop confusing the gays. We’re sad enough already.

[devenka]

Language policing at its finest

[armandyke]

28,000+ gay women: This is annoying and confusing

Y’all: 

[bluechairslament]

Self care is binge reading every romance webtoon in a day

[moiraismywife-deactivated201801]

disney punk edits has nolimits look they even edited old man giuseppe

[moiraismywife-deactivated201801]

his name is geppetto

[trainthief]

wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response 

[trainthief]

i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved 

[boxodice]

Dragon Hoard- Apollo.

She’s a tricky one who doesn’t like being near the populace, She has a heart of gold and a flare for magic.

[specter-hawke-deactivated202106]

LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE KEEPER OF DICE!!!

[shadowsinscarlet-deactivated202]

@iguanamouth

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

hey wanna hear a sentence that you’ll either have no idea what it means or you’ll hate me for making me remind you of it

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

draw a circle that’s the earth

[mailmom]

[mostlysignssomeportents]

West Hollywood unanimously approves permanent removal of Trump's Walk of Fame star

Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame has become a honeypot for vandals, MAGA-hat cretins, and all sorts of shenanigans, so the West Hollywood City Council unanimously voted to remove it permanently.

https://boingboing.net/2018/08/07/west-hollywood-unanimously-app.html

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

Fucking superb

[i-am-a-fish]

hey kid, come closer i wanna start some shit

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*hesitantly steps closer*

[i-am-a-fish]

thanks but I’d like for you to come even closer than that, i really want to start some shit and it would be better if you are as close as possible

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

*slowly takes a few more steps forward*

[i-am-a-fish]

ok that’s close enough by the way i really appreciate you coming this close it really does make starting shit a lot easier so thank you for that

[dedblg-deactivated20190529]

You’re welcome! So… what kinda shit you gonna start?

[i-am-a-fish]

i wanna start…

…a friendshit

[siriusblackfoot]

am I doing this right

[celestialspiritqueen]

So excited to see what Mashima has been working on!!

[nalunatic]

Erza: Ah, there he is. *Looking at Natsu* That motherfucker. What a tool.

Lucy: He can be my tool any day…

Erza: What

Lucy: What

[gif87a-com]

[whothebuckisfuckybruh-deactivat]

me realizing my experiences with sewing have been a lie this whole goddamn time:

[fuzipenguin]

I don’t know about human surgeons, but that’s a suture pattern I use to close skin all the time and you can see why.

[cappucino-commie]

I forgot vets existed for a moment and that comment made me wonder what Cryptid had gotten a doctorate and was performing surgery.

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

“the actress for the Kim Possible movie looks too young!”

Do these people know what a 16 year old looks like or do they just assume all teenage girls have the face and body of a 25 year old victoria secret super model

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

what 16 year olds look like vs what y’all think 16 year olds look like

[bugcore-moved-deactivated201902]

the Kim Possible movie, the She-Ra reboot and the Thundercats reboot are proof that if you make previously sexualized characters a little bit more respectable and age appropriate, horny grown men will have an uproar