[skeebadu]

this is so damn funny lmaooo

[threesideddream]

i sent this to my friend who was a DA in his state cuz i could hear this in his voice and i was not disappointed:

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jesterjamz]

twitter trending page is getting incomprehensible by the minute

[jesterjamz]

thanks.

[jesterjamz]

its SUPPOSED to say "she believe she could so she did" but yknow. graphic design is my passion

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

Same energy

[stream]

So you know how you love me because you haven’t had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant? That’s because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.

[yodiscrepo]

[rlmjob]

okay but this one is all too real

[marlek]

the first infomercial ad that makes sense

[avalance]

INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAY CELEBRATION ★ Day 4: Favorite Film Character ↳ Hermione Granger (insp.)

[adonischildsupportcase]

[shellbee21love-deactivated20230]

[baddiemode]

pixar please do these again why did you stop doing these

[omega3]

i love all the rich people :) u can message me anytime !!!:)

[gothhabiba]

I love downloading pdfs. it’s like ok this is mine now

[cedricslove]

My favorite thing is that Letitia Wright liked this 😂😂😂

[nick-avallone]

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

[kristina100000]

i love when the woman in my bluetooth earbuds says connected... yes we are girl <3

[sacredstem]

i think about this post every day

[antisisyphus]

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

[iamnotheretoamuseyou]

[teenagerposts]

i wonder how old i’ll be when i stop throwing up peace signs when i make eye contact with people

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

PART TWO

Scottish Twitter is fucking wild