Oreo-penguin-princess

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[pothosrays]

forgot to post these magpies i doodled yesterday .

[memorycycle]

can we pretend this whole website is r/hotdogs for a copuple minutes

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

i could really use a wish right now

[ghvstdad]

Firmly believe they couldn't have Dylan O'Brien in the new Teen Wolf movie because he's in his slut era, and they wouldn't be able to stop him from making out with Hoechlin

[ghvstdad]

Firmly believe they couldn't have Dylan O'Brien in the new Teen Wolf movie because he's in his slut era, and they wouldn't be able to stop him from making out with Hoechlin

[whitepeopletwitter]

Wtf

[leighsartworks216]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[memewhore]

[lilsunshiny]

TUSK LOVE at Gilmore’s Glorious Goods. in THE LEGEND OF VOX MACHINA

[catasters]

[unclefather]

ride it my pony

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[nyxinparadise]

*A Paper Plane Flying Peacefully*

The bird:

[targent]

is it just me or did they yassify the quaker oats guy

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

what the fuck

[liorlenn]

[bananonbinary]

“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.

which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”

[bananonbinary]

actually people should address this in fanfic more because “i know we could half-ass it, but i would never fake mistreat my fake husband, how dare you” is absolutely delightful

[catonabeanbag]

[catonabeanbag]

I dont think its possible for her to care any less

[comtesse-d-edessa]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[december-rains]

Disabled lives are not inherently filled with suffering and when they are it’s usually because someone put it there.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

You know how the river makes rocks smooth. Yeah the ocean does the same thing to sharks

[pointnclick]

it sucks cuz my fave ben & jerry ice cream has a pic of jimmy fallon on it. the tonight’s dough. it’s so good though. but i hate having him in my house. i hate seeing his little cuck face in the store. i legit turn the container around when i store it in the freezer to minimize face to face time. whenever i’m gonna buy some i tell my sister “i’m going to get the little cuck cream at the store” and she knows what i mean

[sc3ne-l1v3s]

i abs0lut3ly h4t3 th3 w4y y0u phr4as3d “little cuck cream”

[pointnclick]

i are what i eat

[sc3ne-l1v3s]

you have made this post infinitely worse. blocked.

[viciere]

fuck dude you stunned them into regular speak instead of homestuck roleplay