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maswartz

In first study of its kind, Cambridge researchers found AI toys could misread some children's emotions.

expederest

riflesniper-a

insanely important thrift store find

A platitude?

PERRY THE PLATITUDE!?

disgustinggf

redstonedust

my cat sits next to my chair and meows so sadly until i help her onto my lap and im like. baby i love you but i have witnessed you achieve 6ft vertical leaps onto the fridge. do NOT play with me.

redstonedust

"father you must help me i am so small and helpless and i cannot figure out how to climb your chair without assistance" okay then explain THIS, criminal.

shinseifer

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

anxeious

whitepeopletwitter

catboygirljoker

(via orc-sign-language)

nonlynear

yeah dude. hoisted again. yeah it was my own petard

chillyfeetsteak

my mom told me this story tonight about my grandfather. she said when he was a little boy he was afraid robbers would break into his house in the middle of the night and try to abduct him out of his bed. he thought that they would be able to feel that he was the shape of a little boy under the covers and know to grab him. so he would try to fall asleep in the shape of a letter of the alphabet. so that they would feel for him and be like "oh it's just the letter R, not a kidnappable child"