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wow imagine not being depressed and having a marijuana dependency

the fact that i’m not on a balcony in italy watching the sun set eating fresh fruit with my lover is offensive

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

jonbutter

Str8 Ppl from 1950-2010: [assault/murder gay people while keeping them from getting married/having rights]

Str8 Ppl in 2018: this gay online said straight people dress like randomized sims and it hurt my feelings

dietjuvederm-deactivated2018112

hot bitches still use their hands to determine right from left

hashtagloveloses

John Mulaney is the only bitch I respect on this earth

co-existence

do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more

unpredictablememes

tarynel

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

1000watttwat

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

grandpaq

Keys … wallet… damn, my titties .

i-am-a-fish

It’s open!!!! It’s finally open!!!!!!!!

austimpowers

main attraction:

kaedien

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

verssupremacy

My friend in the UK told me that they only see their father like 2-3 times a year because they live so far away. When I asked how far do they live, they said that it’s a 45 minute drive……. my commute to work, five days a week is an hour.