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alex | 22 | life trudges on

[neenarchive]

checking over the work email five times to make sure i typed 'thanks for your quick response' and not the full lyrics to closer by nine inch nails

[cad-comic]

[dwinkus]

my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

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my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that

[dwinkus]

hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures

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like she’s bringing me dead mice

[patrocles]

[343guiltyshark]

the world outside can be a cold and threatening place. take shelter for a moment.

can you guys take my uquiz

[ganondorf]

[sparrow-va]

(via @some-loser-called-jab )

[dykemd]

never forget what they took from us.

[dykemd]

[sovietnam]

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Stop! Releasing 2 minute songs!! Idc about TikTok!!! If it's a banger it needs to be at least 3:30.

[capacity]

6:50*

[starkid256]

UGH! NO I HATE ANY AND EVERY SONG LONGET THAN 4:00 BY DEFAULT!!!

[capacity]

You’re not a music lover you’re a music tolerator. this is a conversation for music lovers only, which you are not. Remember that

[monstermoviedean]

truly no video game moment will ever surpass the part in portal 2 where glados says "well, this is the part where he kills us" and wheatley says "hello, this is the part where i kill you" and you unlock the achievement titled "the part where he kills you" (description: this is that part) and the chapter title appears on the screen and reads: chapter nine: the part where he kills you

[sublimebeeessry]

and then he doesn't

[fairycosmos]

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

[0v9]

🚫 ca-dmv-bot Follow

Customer: FOREVER NOW AND KEEP YOURSELF SAFE

DMV: FUCK NASTY AND KILL YOURSELF

VERDICT: ACCEPTED

[nyxfaei]

Stuffed animals will see a crack between the bed and the wall and go “is anyone gonna fall into that?” And not wait for an answer

[crtter]

i know you won't translate "sense during speech" to norwegian........

[dog2blog]

someone watch him

[wuggen]

In theory smoking is like unbelievably attractive. Damn shame about, like. The smell. And the cancer. Ah well, there's tattoos

[jeeyonshim]

Onion’s August crimes