[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[segamascott]

[organicbees]

literally felt my body adding a tally to the score fuuuuuuuck

[dragon-in-a-fez]

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

recession indicator: scam texts are job offers instead of claiming you won money or something

[doityourselfbombs]

every day I have to make decisions

[anglaised]

imma hot girl i do hot shit, spend his income on my outfit….! i dont text fast cuz i ain’t thirsty, these bitches mad mad they wanna hurt meeeee

[organicbees]

does anyone else have like way too strong of survival instincts for random shit like im not scared of pain and i have a high tolerance but i can't shove my nose piercing through the hole that partially closed yesterday bc my Body Won't Let Me

i also have never been able to catch an animal even super docile ones bc when they move quickly at the last second i flinch away

[kristina100000]

fiona apple im so happy you dont have instagram. can i make some fried pickles with a homemade cajun dipping sauce for you? whatever the madame wants.

[c3rvida3]

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

[coco6420]

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

[imjunebitch]

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[killrockstar]

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad

[demilypyro]

I be profin

[friendlyneighborhoodseamonster]