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[memecage]

WW2 SIREN

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

my pet: *does anything*

me:

[sesh]

[jakemorph]

[softgloom]

me: knock knock

person: whos there ?

me: its me,,, i want attention 

[hotboyproblems]

it’s been 10 years since 3oh!3 said “tell ur boyfriend if he says he has beef that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him” and it’s still the hardest lyric of all time

[lovelyyylittlelonely-deactivate]

I swear everyone screamed that lyric so fuckin loud at warped

[thetowndrugdealer]

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

[theauspolchronicles]

[ironpour]

[ambergrief]

[powerfulwizard]

Malcolm in the Mausoleum

[paper-mario-wiki]

Malcolm in the Final Moments of His Life

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

is that a diploma in the corner

[illumahottie]

I’m having a fit

[naramdil]

I used to think it was important to have common interests with the person that you are in a relationship with but now I think it is more important to be similar in other aspects. like how kind you are. how you treat the people you care about, how you treat strangers. how you deal with anger. how you deal with pain. and not necessarily dealing with all these things the same way but being perseptive enough to understand what action each situation calls for. it’s important for both people to be on the same page about what that action should be. it’s important to me to have that kind of synchrony.

[whitmanic]

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

[whitmanic]

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

[bigasspants]

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

[pottamux]

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

[chambylin]

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

[pottamux]

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

[whitmanic]

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

[shadovvlurking]

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

[whitmanic]

Excuse me?

[kallypsowrites]

This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time

[catchymemes]

[foreveralone-lyguy]

I like to slip subliminal messages go out with me into all of my text posts

[instantlys]

save yourself and dont be in a friend group of three

[volcainist]

REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE ENDING 1999 SINGLE

[dankmemeuniversity]