armchair apocrypha

chloe | 20 | she/her on a mission to destroy martin freeman was holmeosexual

[originalhell-blog]

deleting tumblr off my phone so i don't fail physics, bye for a while

[nemfrog]

[originalhell-blog]

at the same time he is shorter and smaller than me and i am completely prepared to Fight

[originalhell-blog]

there is a man at the coffee shop by our school who specifically sits with women who are by themselves, he self-labels as a 'pick-up artist' and he makes everyone feel extremely uncomfortable and the one time he tried it on me i almost punched him and now he's at it again and i want to go say something but getting in an actual altercation with someone doesn't sound like a good idea but i feel!! so!! weak!! just sitting here and letting him!!!

[vmprs]

[warmsuggestion]

Remain patient and tough.

[ghostbees]

The second issue of the Practical Handbook was all about queer readings so I made this non-fiction comic about reading Holmes as trans! It’s actually more of an introduction to the subject, ideally I’d like to turn it into a proper article some day, but it felt good to reflect on it and be able to have this in a publication as a valid reading. Researching critical material was emotionally draining since the very few published essays on the topic are incredibly transphobic and basically worthless, but that made me want to have my say even more. Many thanks to my good friends Mo and Elinor for helping me with the wording so as to make it accessible but to the point, and as always Katie for supporting my little transgender bum.

[originalhell-blog]

john: mary, I can't do this any more, it's not fair on the baby

mary: wtf just because she isn't yours!!!!

john: what no i meant sherlock

[marcelock]

the…..littlest…..gay pout….you have ever seen

[leafxvii-deactivated20160428]

[originalhell-blog]

me: mom i can't go to school the stress is bad for the baby

mom: what baby?

me: me

[haemus-deactivated20150612]

I’m so extra !!!!!!!!!!!! Extra beautiful extra smart extra kind extra perfect

[oldpaintings]

A Visit to the Haunted Chamber, 1869 by William Frederick Yeames (English, 1835–1918)

[thisremindsmeofjohnandsherlock]

#this reminds me of john and sherlock

[jiohn-deactivated20161012]

(it’s Finn btw) so since 2015 is almost over i thought i would show my love to the people i’ve been following all year (or a big part of the year) on my other blog (since this one is only like a week old lmao) by making a follow forever!

(mutuals are in bold) also happy johnlock to everyone!

@57circlesofhell @acdwatson @aconissa @astudyinkinks @captain-liddy @captainjohnwatson @consultingaytective @crylock @cumberladiesunite @demisexualsherlock @dry @dwagunfwoo @elentaari @emojilock @enarms @epensieve @faetalities @fawnstel @femlocks @femlockpng @futch @goghtm @greglestrade @hollyholmes @incurablylazydevil @jarvscocker @jenjiman @johnlocklesbians @johnlocktm @johnthreecontinents @johnthreecontinents @kinklock @lesbianwitchlock @lionsing @loudest-subtext-in-television @martinfreeman @mistermarx @mokee @ofcowardiceandkings @ohinterstellar @onlyclueingforlooks @originalhell @pepes @piningfemlock @proton-packs @queermysteries @reindeertectiv @rutobuka2 @scvll-y @shergay @sherloe @siken-ships-johnlock @sincerelywrong @sxsmth @syupon @thealogie @thegrandbudapesthotel @thetwelfthpanda @thexth @victorianpining @vitruvianjohn @wilde-holmes @wsswatson

i may have forgotten a few mutuals from my last blog because i’m an idiot and i don’t remember everyone’s url so i haven’t been able to refollow everyone! but yeah hopefully 2016 will great for you all!

(photo credit)

[halloawhatisthis]

The Blue Carbuncle Advent Calendar: #12

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]

[bimartin]

“it was her, it was the bride”

[glassofgaytea]

literally tho, these parallels are 👌

[miadifferent]

and this shot reversed: