What The Fuck Even...

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[bpdqt]

me during a crying meltdown: what if the neurotypicals are right and i can control my thoughts and i am Faking It right at this very moment

[1017andpregnant-deactivated2017]

[easymode-deactivated20160730]

can someone explain this

[sonic06apologist]

only butchers understand…

[gorgonsach]

if you’re not a butcher do not reblog this post

[kbonezz]

GUYS

[dinkywinks]

holy sh*t

[raviolee]

what. WHAT

[daggers-drawn]

Kapoor: *Being a jerk and not sharing*

Semple: “So I just got a degree in nanotechnology specifically for this and anyway everyone have some paint”

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

Semple: a God amongst Men

[bitchevans]

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

teacher: here’s ur topic me: oh jeez i hate that topic teacher: pick your own topic me: oh jeez im not a decision maker

[stability]

[christianmingle-deactivated2022]

Nyucard uses the same woman stock image as the centipedes in my vagina thing I’m so happy

[evolvedleo-deactivated20170414]

who is she

[dirudo]

she better be getting payed!

[officialjiggly]

Who notices these things..

[davepetasprites]

when you reblog your own post because it didn’t get any notes

[gamechangershow]

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[stability]

[realitytvgifs]

[hissmetaylor]

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

[mytimeisnevertoday]

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

[cloudcuckoolander527]

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

[hipster-trichster]

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

[orapronobispeccatoribus4-18-201]

[divine-noire]

My President Is Black

Reblog while it’s still true

[divine-noire]

I wanna see this get a million notes before he leaves office.

[sidlongxxx-deactivated20180112]

My boy !

[holybolognajabronies]

January 19th’s the last day we can reblog, so don’t miss your opportunity!

[weavemama]

HE’S TRYING TO PROTECT US ALL BEFORE THE ORANGE CHEETO TAKES OVER 

Here are some articles confirming these plans that go against trump’s future presidency

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

[weavemama]

obama cares

[tattoosfade]

I’m working earlier and this guy comes in and seems anxious. We usually wait until people need help to ask, but he comes over and tells me, “I’m cosplaying Bowser and need spiked wristbands.” I immediately start heading towards the jewelry / accessories and try to strike up some friendly conversation

 I respond, “Ah, cool. You doing NonCon at all?” remembering that our local convention is this coming weekend.

He looks at me super seriously and replies, “no, my friends and I are going go-karting downstairs and we’re all dressed up as Mario Kart characters.”

Retail, although very rarely, has its perks.

[tattoosfade]

Jic case you thought I was lying

[untowardness]

Sometimes, the world is so full of beauty…

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

[11roses]

[rockthrowingbutch]

Patronize these kids at your own risk.