[orlandospride]

i fear my frontal lobe is developing late because football just….doesn’t really interest me anymore. i watch it and feel nothing. i’m sat there, watching it live in the stadium of the team i’ve supported my whole life, and nothing. they score and i’m like “hooray” but my heart isn’t in it

[orlandospride]

this would be easy but i don’t really have the heart to say it because football has always been our thing. my dad and i. sometimes it was the only thing we had in common. i see and understand him through football, and i don’t really know who we are without it. so every week, i answer his call and tell him i’ll be ready in time, but i’m not doing it for me. i do it because he wants to go. and because he won’t go without me

[orlandospride]

i fear my frontal lobe is developing late because football just….doesn’t really interest me anymore. i watch it and feel nothing. i’m sat there, watching it live in the stadium of the team i’ve supported my whole life, and nothing. they score and i’m like “hooray” but my heart isn’t in it

[orlandospride]

if you see me at the arsenal women’s game next week….yes you did

[orlandospride]

we have the gayest team, hottest coach and the best flag. a win is a win and we have 3 of them ergo we top the group by default. thank you for your time

[orlandospride]

can’t believe I’m seeing Wales men and Wales women in the euros in my lifetime. fantastic era to be me. 10/10 recommend

[orlandospride]

the difference between the welsh and the dutch lineups……fuck me. just don’t let it be embarrassing, girls. please please please. that’s all i ask

[orlandospride]

arsenal baby 🏆

[orlandospride]

people think football’s “woke nonsense” is when someone says actually maybe gay people aren’t evil but really it’s when it became culturally unacceptable to sing “let him die, let him die, let him dieeeee” at a player clearly feigning injury

[orlandospride]

ORLANDOOO !!!!!!!

[in-naeher-we-trust]

pov: you won the 2024 nwsl shield

[orlandospride]

Well Orlando only won the shield. The championship is still up for grabs so you’re welcome to be insufferable for their playoff run. Personally I’m looking forward to it

i’m european i don’t believe in the playoffs

whoever wins “the championship” can bend over and shove it up their ass because orlando are already the champions

(unless orlando also win that too in which case extra big kissy kiss from me)

[orlandospride]

i literally haven’t watched or kept up with any football in any league for any gender this season because cba and i kinda lost my zest for life but….what do you mean orlando….won? i could have been so fucking annoying this whole time. but i didn’t know. do you know how it feels to not be there for the success after all of the suffering???

[orlandospride]

you guys are so fucking lucky i didn’t know because I genuinely can’t express how fucking insufferable I would have been. god kept this information from me because she knew my malicious intent from day dot and opted to save you from it

[orlandospride]

i literally haven’t watched or kept up with any football in any league for any gender this season because cba and i kinda lost my zest for life but….what do you mean orlando….won? i could have been so fucking annoying this whole time. but i didn’t know. do you know how it feels to not be there for the success after all of the suffering???

[orlandospride]

sorry but i do think men’s football should take a page from the women’s football book because yeah it would be better, funnier and more dramatic viewing if it was gayer. oh these 2 used to fuck but they broke up so now they hate each other and also they’re playing on rival teams? spectacular. give me 14 more of ‘em

[melodious-oblivion]

[amelmajrii]

[emberettee]

Calafiori’s first interview as a Gunner