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Grumpy old lady inside. 26. She/her (not of particular importance to me). If I forget to tag something, let me know.

[secondlina]

Team sluggo.

[catasters]

[zicygomar]

[paopupuppy]

he really liked standing on the mango

[paopupuppy]

no really he was completely transfixed by it

[regularlesbian]

self-recognition through the Other

[sa2ha]

today i saw an old man wearing a shirt that said "thyme 2 turnip the beet"..... Fuck yeah you funky little gardener....

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the clouds are especially fluffy today…so lovely….very punchable… 

[your-truthful-blue]

Gaud clouds would weigh like a million pounds

They would fight you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wHAT

[rotten-to-the-applecore]

They’re not even exaggerating!! whTA?????

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hOLY SHIT

[fishiest-fish]

It’s almost as if…. the clouds…. are made of water….. and water…. is heavy…. and the clouds…. are very dense

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the ellipses in this reply slapped me and called me a bitch

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that there was an early 1900s act named “Sober Sue”, who’s draw was she never smiled. A theater offered $1000 to any one who could make her laugh, attracting big comedians. Crowds came out to watch them try, and fail, giving them a free show. Later it came out that Sue suffered from facial paralysis (x)

[oleathe]

[ratfuck]

fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

[ratfuck]

direct action

[t-nwo]

How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?

[ratfuck]

how about you eat my shit and hair

[brunhiddensmusings]

staying true to spirit

the OG of the vicious burn

[umm-whats-going-on]

Diógenes said you couldn’t spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you can’t spit on anything that touches the floor so Diógenes spit in this guys face

[do-you-have-a-flag]

here is a very good painting of Diógenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year

[0kkvlt]

[gnars-house]

I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.

[jeaniefranklins]

I’ve been laughing at “you kick her body like the football?” for days.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Me, lightly nudging Mochi out of the way so I don’t drop a hot pan or something similarly dangerous on both of us: Kitty, Please.

Mochi: I   A M   S O C K   N O W.

[ballsballsbowls]

I HAD to know what Miette looked like and I was NOT disappointed

[x]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[intriga-hounds]

can i interest u in a box of friend??

[panzerschwanzwagen]

a box of biohazard maybe

[intriga-hounds]

the only hazard here is ur attitude

[trans-mouse]

its him… its earl grey…

[pokemon-personalities]

oh????

OHHHH

[bananavorecorner]

thank you justin for this AMAZING content

[neyruto]

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

[bethanyactually]

*googles ‘how to nominate reporter for Peabody Award’* x

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Druid: (introducing himself) …My staff is made of cedar – Monk: Oh! My staff is made of mahogany! Artificer: I HAVE A GUN. 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[woonyoung]

The cat leaps! Witches are crossing a river, please enjoy :)